Yes, I've started a new Total Drama parody story. This one features texting.

Italics are the people who's names are first, or who sent the message first.

Bold are the people who's names are second, or who received the message.

Have fun!


Geoff - Duncan

~Super Mega Awesome Best Friend~

Duncan!

What?

Wanna be more than friends ;)?

BEST friends?

More than that!

MEGA BEST FRIENDS?

MORE!

SUPER MEGA BEST FRIENDS?

EVEN MORE, BRO!

SUPER MEGA AWESOME BEST FRIENDS?

YEAH!

AWWW YEAH!


Bridgette - Heather

~Why Is She Even Here?~

Heather, why are you in my contacts?

I have no idea.


Eva - DJ

~DJ~

I know you and your two dumb friends stole my weight lifts. If you ever want to see bunny again, than you'll do as I say and GIVE THEM BACK.

But they're my bros, Eva! HAVE MERCY!

NO. I want my weight lifts back NOW.


Gwen - Noah

~Noah~

Ooh, Trent, last night was amazing ;) I have no regrets.

This isn't Trent.

Playing hard to get ;)?

GWEN, THIS IS NOAH! PLEASE, PLEASE CHECK WHO YOU'RE SENDING THESE TEXTS TO.

Crap Noah, that was meant for Trent!

Obviously!


Chef - Duncan

~Delinquent~

DUCK YOU, DELINQUENT! I KNOW YOU STOLE MY DUCKING LADLE!

Duck you? That's new.

DUCK, I mean duck!

Duck!

Stupid auto-cucumber!

HAHAHA! My day. Made.

I give up.


Owen - Leshawna

~Fried Chicken~

Who's this? Someone changed all of the contact names in my phone.

Boo, it's Leshawna.

Oh, okay. Thanks!

Wait, what was my name changed to?

...Fried chicken.

Oh no someone didn't.


Cody - Gwen

~My Super Secret Crush~

Noah, dude! I so saw Gwen's thong when she bent down yesterday! It was SICK.

Check who you sent this text to.

Oh...this is...awkward...

Pool. Two minutes. You'll see me with pepper spray.


Izzy - Beth

~Bethykins!~

SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM!

...I am one of the most random people for you to send that to.


Trent - Eva

~She Sorta Scares Me~

Eva, have you seen my guitar?

No.

Are you sure?

Yes.

...Can you help me look?

No.

Please?

No.

...Please?

Text me again one more time and I'll punch you.

...Okay...

WHAT DID I JUST SAY?


DJ - Geoff

~Geoffrey~

Hey, man, you left your phone in my room!

...Geoff?

Geoff, dude, you left your phone!

...

Seriously!

WAIT A SECOND!