It was a usual day where Sanada would slap everyone across the face (except for Yukimura) and yell, "tarundoru!" he slaps the regulars when they do something they aren't doing anything right or fail to do it right, even when it's such a LITTLE problem! For example: leaving the toilet seat up and/or not flushing it.

"Jeez! Sanada-fukubucho always slaps us for everything we do wrong!" Akaya whined to the regulars who were all (except for Yukimura) in the club's changing room. "If we get one "B" in one subject in our report card, while the other subjects in it has "A's", we get slapped! And he's not even our parent!" he pouted.

"That's because Sanada is so Asian." Niou said while snickering.

Marui laughed, "You got that right!"

"He's saying that Sanada-fukubucho is so Asian. What is he talking about?" Akaya asked.

Everyone stared at Akaya with a 'you-are-a-disgrace-to-the-Asian-race-for-not-knowing-this. You-bring-dishonor-to-the-Rikkai-tennis-club. You-must-leave-Japan.'

The moment of silence lasted 0.5 seconds. And then Niou broke the silence. "…How can you not know what I mean?"

"We're all Asian here! How can Sanada-fukubucho be so Asian when he's already an Asian?"

"He's so hopeless." Marui sighed.

"I bet Jackal knows what I mean! …Wait, do you know what I mean when I said 'Sanada is so Asian', Jackal?" Niou pointed a finger at Jackal with a 'you-should-know-this-right?' look.

"Yes, I do know, Niou." Jackal sweatdropped.

"What about you, Hiroshi?"

"Yes, I do know," replied, pushing his glasses up.

"I know that Yanagi knows, since he's the data master and stuff." Niou brushed his hand against the air.

Renji sweatdropped.

"I'll explain what it meant." Niou said. "Okay, you know how in china, most parents slap their kids for not doing well with their grades?"

"yeah."

"Because the Chinese people are so well known to be Asian, anybody who's Asian are stereotyped and some people around the world thinks that any Asian parents would slap their kids for doing poorly in school. And Sanada does that to us."

"Oh! Okay, I get it!" Akaya said with a big smile and sparkles around him.

And with that done, the regulars left.

Niou was walking home with Yagyuu and mumbled something.

"Haha… Not only Sanada is so Asian, but Akaya is so slow."

"Hm? Did you say something, Niou-kun?"

"Nope! Nothing at all. Puri~"


I really suck at humor... i feel ashamed...

i'm sorry if it was just stupid. i'm not sure if it made any sense.