Battle of Sanities

A/N: Sup? Hey guys, my name is Starflight726. This is my first story that I am to post to the Internet. I have more but I want to try and fix them up a little first before I post then on any site. I really hope you guys will enjoy the story. I am really nervous about this for it being the first story I'm posting, sorry that I have already said that a million times. Ok on to the details, well this time the story is about CreepyPasta. I will only use some of the main ones that I know about. Partly because I don't know very many and the other part is a reasoning that I don't know. Please I'm tired and my stomach is cramping. This fanfic revolves around Jeff the Killer because he is my favorite CreepyPasta. One reason being that his story is awesome. Another is because even though he's meant to be mean and scary, I think that's he's pretty cute. Even what he looks like in real life. Yes I am weird. I think that we all know that!

Jeff: Just get on with the story already!

Me: If you don't shut up then I won't get to the story as fast! So, SHUT THE F**K UP!

Jeff: Jesus Christ! Fine... Just get on with it!

Me: Thank you, Jeffy! ;3

Jeff: Don't call me that ever again! :[

Me: Too bad I already did! :3 Jeff, disclaimer please.

Jeff: Starflight does not own anything but the plot.

Me: Now as I was saying... On to the story! *3* *Points in several different directions.* Where ever it is! *3*

-At the CreepyPasta/Slender Mansion(for those of you that call it different names.)-

It was a pretty average day in the Mansion. BEN was playing video games in the living room, Jeff was sharpening his knife and talking to Ticci Toby, whom of which was sharpening his axes in the garage, EJ was eating kidneys in the living room, LJ was eating candy, laughing, and talking with Jeff and Toby in the garage. Masky and Hoodie were eating cheesecake and gossiping with each other in their room, Slender Man was reading a book on the couch in the living room, and Jane was in her room throwing darts at a picture of Jeff.

"Hey guys I'll be right back. Just a sec." Jeff said to Ticci and LJ. "HAHAHA ALRIGHT! HAHAHA." LJ replied acknowledging Jeff, still laughing at a joke that was made about 20 minutes ago. As Jeff was passing through the kitchen, they were in the garage and the backdoor was in the kitchen, he felt a wave of something that he hadn't felt in a long time, sanity, although he couldn't recognize the feeling. He fell and started to black out. When he fell he hit a silver trey and it made a big crash and surprised everyone in the building.

Every person in the mansion came running to the source of the sound to find Jeff curled up in a ball holding his head tightly in his hands. "Jeff!" BEN, Slendy, and Toby yelled. All of a sudden he fell limp and a few seconds later he jolted up and started gasping like he just had a bad nightmare. He looked over at the trey and saw his reflection and screamed, backing away from the trey.

Jeff backed up into Slender Man's legs and looked up, and backed up to the counter behind him with a look of horror. "Jeff?," BEN asked. "What's wrong?" Jeff looked around at everyone frantically, and panicked.

"W-who are you?!" Jeff yelped in terror. They all stood there shocked, and their mouths agape, except for Jeff. "Please-please tell us you're joking, Jeff! Cause this isn't funny! Even I'M not laughing!" LJ said in disbelief.

"I asked who you were! D-don't avoid the question!" Jeff panicked. "Why-" Jane started. "Please calm down. First off, Jeff, may I ask you a question?" Slender Man cut off, making everyone confused. "S-sure, I guess." Jeff asked surprised by the sudden

"What do you last remember?"

A/N: Lol! Cliffy! *3* heheheh! How do you like it? Good? Bad? Want to give me a kookie? Or do YOU want a kookie? They're good. I bet that you want a kookie. Well please read and review! I can understand if you don't want to or can't. Today has been a bad day, so please try not to flame. Thank you.

Jeff: Can we leave now?!

Me: Sure, JEFFY! ;3

Jeff: Don't call me that! :[

Me: Yes, my lord. *kneel* : }

Jeff: Don't start going all Black Butler on me! Not everybody reading this knows about this!

Me: Oh, stop being so cranky! Really!

Jeff: Then stop!

Me: Fine you party pooper. :( Well, bye everyone! Hope you all liked it! :3