Chapter 1

(Takes place after Season 22).

Narrator: at Cartman's house, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are watching TV.

TV Announcer: Welcome to the Canadian channel. The only channel in Canada. Up next: the new Terrence and Phillip episode.

Cartman: Here we go!

Narrator: Terrance and Phillip are standing near a pond. There are some fish jumping out of the water to eat.

Phillip: Say, Terrance. Check this out! Something strange is in the water.

Narrator: Terrance slowly walks over to him, leaning on his cane.

Terrance: What is it, Phillip?

Phillip: Take a look.

Narrator: Terrance struggles to bend. After a few seconds, he manages to look in the water. Phillip comes up next to him and farts. Terrence falls backward. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny all laugh.

Phillip: Hahaha! You sure fell for that one, Terrence.

Narrator: Phillip notices that Terrence doesn't move.

Phillip: Terrence? Oh, crap!

TV Announcer: What will happen to Terrence? Find out next week on Terrence and Phillip!

Kyle: I don't know, guys. The show just isn't as good, anymore.

Cartman: Oh, here we go!

Kyle: What?

Cartman: There it is again! You ruining everything for us!

Kyle: Shut up, fatass!

Stan: C'mon, guys.

Kenny: (muffled) Yeah, the next episode is starting!

Cartman: we can't enjoy it if Kyle is just gonna complain.

Kyle: Then just tape it!

Cartman: I shouldn't have to tape it! It's my house!

Kenny: (muffled) I'm gonna go watch Terrence and Phillip at my house.

Stan: good call.

Narrator: Kenny leaves, leaving Cartman, Stan, and Kyle alone.

Cartman: That's it! Screw you guys. I'm going home.

Narrator: Cartman gets up and goes out the front door. Stan and Kyle just stare in his direction. After a second, Cartman comes back. He walks up to them.

Cartman: This is my house.

Kyle: No shit, dumbass!

Narrator: Kyle gets up and leaves. Stan follows him.

Cartman: Finally! I wish my Buddha Box had access to the TV!

Narrator: Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan are heading to Stan's house, probably to either watch TV or to play a board game or something.

Kyle: Cartman sure is getting pissed lately. Even more than usual.

Stan: He's probably still mad that he lost the Bike Parade.

Kyle: Oh yeah. Who won that, anyway?

Stan: Butters.

Kyle: Why am I not surprised?

Narrator: At that point, Butters comes by in his golden bike that we rode for the Bike Parade, followed by a few of the Raisins Girls.

Butters: Hey, fellas!

Stan: Hey, Butters. What's up?

Butters: The ladies and I are gonna get some ice cream! You wanna come?

Stan: No, thanks.

Butters: see ya, fellas.

Narrator: Butters rides off. The Raisin Girls follow him.

Kyle: Smart move. Wendy would kill you if you hung out with the Raisins Girls.

Stan: Speaking of girls, is Cartman annoyed because he saw Heidi trying to talk to you?

Kyle: Don't know. She didn't actually talk to me. She sent Jimmy to do it.

Stan: What did she wanna talk to you, anyway?

Narrator: Kyle didn't respond right away. Instead, he just looks at the ground. A flashback ensues. Kyle is seen getting stuff from his locker. Heidi, with a guilty and sad look on her face, watches him. She notices Nichole approaching and speaks to her.

Heidi: Nichole?

Nichole: Hey, Heidi. What's up.

Heidi: Can you talk to Kyle for me?

Narrator: Nichole was quiet for a moment before she spoke.

Nichole: What about?

Heidi: Can you apologize to Kyle for me?

Nichole: Why?

Heidi: Because I don't wanna do it myself.

Nichole: I don't know, Heidi.

Heidi: Why not?

Nichole: After what you did to Kyle, you really should apologize for yourself. It would be more meaningful.

Heidi: Probably, but I'm not brave enough to.

Nichole: if that's what you want, but I'm not gonna apologize for you. You really should do it yourself.

Narrator: Nichole leaves. Heidi goes back to looking at Kyle. She notices Jimmy approaching.

Heidi: Jimmy!

Narrator: Jimmy walks over to her.

Jimmy: O-oh. H-Hey Heidi.

Heidi: Can you do me a favor?

Jimmy: W-what?

Heidi: Can you tell Kyle that I was a horrible person and that I'm sorry?

Jimmy: Okay...

Narrator: Jimmy walks over to Kyle. Kyle was still getting stuff out of his locker and didn't notice him approaching.

Jimmy: K-Kyle?

Narrator: Kyle turns to him.

Kyle: Yeah, Jimmy?

Jimmy: Heidi said that she was a horr- she was a horr- she was a horr- horr- horr.

Narrator: Kyle gets the wrong idea and his eyes widened.

Kyle: Oh my God! What did Cartman make Heidi do?!

Narrator: Kyle leaves, not wanting to hear any more.

Jimmy: H-Heidi said she was a horrible person and that she's sorry.

Narrator: The flashback ends and Kyle looks at Stan.

Kyle: It was nothing.

Narrator: Stan raised an eyebrow.

Stan: Really?

Kyle: Yeah, really.

AN: Well, that's the first chapter of my story. I hope that you all liked it. Tell me what you think. I'm gonna try to write this like a script and see how it goes.