Chapter 1
(Takes place after Season 22).
Narrator: at Cartman's house, Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are watching TV.
TV Announcer: Welcome to the Canadian channel. The only channel in Canada. Up next: the new Terrence and Phillip episode.
Cartman: Here we go!
Narrator: Terrance and Phillip are standing near a pond. There are some fish jumping out of the water to eat.
Phillip: Say, Terrance. Check this out! Something strange is in the water.
Narrator: Terrance slowly walks over to him, leaning on his cane.
Terrance: What is it, Phillip?
Phillip: Take a look.
Narrator: Terrance struggles to bend. After a few seconds, he manages to look in the water. Phillip comes up next to him and farts. Terrence falls backward. Stan, Cartman, and Kenny all laugh.
Phillip: Hahaha! You sure fell for that one, Terrence.
Narrator: Phillip notices that Terrence doesn't move.
Phillip: Terrence? Oh, crap!
TV Announcer: What will happen to Terrence? Find out next week on Terrence and Phillip!
Kyle: I don't know, guys. The show just isn't as good, anymore.
Cartman: Oh, here we go!
Kyle: What?
Cartman: There it is again! You ruining everything for us!
Kyle: Shut up, fatass!
Stan: C'mon, guys.
Kenny: (muffled) Yeah, the next episode is starting!
Cartman: we can't enjoy it if Kyle is just gonna complain.
Kyle: Then just tape it!
Cartman: I shouldn't have to tape it! It's my house!
Kenny: (muffled) I'm gonna go watch Terrence and Phillip at my house.
Stan: good call.
Narrator: Kenny leaves, leaving Cartman, Stan, and Kyle alone.
Cartman: That's it! Screw you guys. I'm going home.
Narrator: Cartman gets up and goes out the front door. Stan and Kyle just stare in his direction. After a second, Cartman comes back. He walks up to them.
Cartman: This is my house.
Kyle: No shit, dumbass!
Narrator: Kyle gets up and leaves. Stan follows him.
Cartman: Finally! I wish my Buddha Box had access to the TV!
Narrator: Meanwhile, Kyle and Stan are heading to Stan's house, probably to either watch TV or to play a board game or something.
Kyle: Cartman sure is getting pissed lately. Even more than usual.
Stan: He's probably still mad that he lost the Bike Parade.
Kyle: Oh yeah. Who won that, anyway?
Stan: Butters.
Kyle: Why am I not surprised?
Narrator: At that point, Butters comes by in his golden bike that we rode for the Bike Parade, followed by a few of the Raisins Girls.
Butters: Hey, fellas!
Stan: Hey, Butters. What's up?
Butters: The ladies and I are gonna get some ice cream! You wanna come?
Stan: No, thanks.
Butters: see ya, fellas.
Narrator: Butters rides off. The Raisin Girls follow him.
Kyle: Smart move. Wendy would kill you if you hung out with the Raisins Girls.
Stan: Speaking of girls, is Cartman annoyed because he saw Heidi trying to talk to you?
Kyle: Don't know. She didn't actually talk to me. She sent Jimmy to do it.
Stan: What did she wanna talk to you, anyway?
Narrator: Kyle didn't respond right away. Instead, he just looks at the ground. A flashback ensues. Kyle is seen getting stuff from his locker. Heidi, with a guilty and sad look on her face, watches him. She notices Nichole approaching and speaks to her.
Heidi: Nichole?
Nichole: Hey, Heidi. What's up.
Heidi: Can you talk to Kyle for me?
Narrator: Nichole was quiet for a moment before she spoke.
Nichole: What about?
Heidi: Can you apologize to Kyle for me?
Nichole: Why?
Heidi: Because I don't wanna do it myself.
Nichole: I don't know, Heidi.
Heidi: Why not?
Nichole: After what you did to Kyle, you really should apologize for yourself. It would be more meaningful.
Heidi: Probably, but I'm not brave enough to.
Nichole: if that's what you want, but I'm not gonna apologize for you. You really should do it yourself.
Narrator: Nichole leaves. Heidi goes back to looking at Kyle. She notices Jimmy approaching.
Heidi: Jimmy!
Narrator: Jimmy walks over to her.
Jimmy: O-oh. H-Hey Heidi.
Heidi: Can you do me a favor?
Jimmy: W-what?
Heidi: Can you tell Kyle that I was a horrible person and that I'm sorry?
Jimmy: Okay...
Narrator: Jimmy walks over to Kyle. Kyle was still getting stuff out of his locker and didn't notice him approaching.
Jimmy: K-Kyle?
Narrator: Kyle turns to him.
Kyle: Yeah, Jimmy?
Jimmy: Heidi said that she was a horr- she was a horr- she was a horr- horr- horr.
Narrator: Kyle gets the wrong idea and his eyes widened.
Kyle: Oh my God! What did Cartman make Heidi do?!
Narrator: Kyle leaves, not wanting to hear any more.
Jimmy: H-Heidi said she was a horrible person and that she's sorry.
Narrator: The flashback ends and Kyle looks at Stan.
Kyle: It was nothing.
Narrator: Stan raised an eyebrow.
Stan: Really?
Kyle: Yeah, really.
AN: Well, that's the first chapter of my story. I hope that you all liked it. Tell me what you think. I'm gonna try to write this like a script and see how it goes.
