I don't have a beta, so all mistakes are mine and mine alone.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sherlock. He's too cool.

John is a slow typer. Everyone knows this. Even John knows though he doesn't care. But Sherlock cares. Sherlock cares a lot. This particular day, John was typing up a case for his blog, while Sherlock was reading the paper. But Sherlock couldn't concentrate. Click...click…..click…...…..click. Sherlock was just done.

"Honestly, John, can't you type faster?" Sherlock asked, not bothering to hide the impatience that laced his voice.

John looked up, confused, then shook his head. "I'm sorry, Sherlock. I'm not a fast typer." John turned back to his computer and proceeded to type out one word every two or three minutes.

Sherlock was about to burst. He is...so slow! I can't even fathom how he can be this slow at typing. Even Mycroft is faster than John.

After ten minutes of agony, Sherlock had enough. "Move over." He said, preparing to type John's blog post, even if it was an insult to his brain power.

"What? Why?" John asked, not moving.

"So I can type this for you, obviously. Why else would I be standing here?"

Reluctantly, John moved over, so Sherlock could take the computer. "Alright, now dictate it for me. And make it snappy, John, I haven't all day."

John sat down in his chair and proceeded to dictate the case to Sherlock, who put it into the computer with alarming speed. Now John was a bit relieved that he didn't have to type the post. But he wouldn't admit that to Sherlock.

A week later, when they had solved their next case (it was the wife), John sat down at his computer to write the blog post.

"No, no, no," Sherlock said as he came into the room. "No. Move it."

John sighed, then went and made himself a cup of tea. When he came back, Sherlock was sitting at his computer, reading over what John already had.

John slowly took a sip of his tea and starting telling his version of the case, which Sherlock put into the computer. It was a nice system and one that would work for many years, all because John is a slow typer.

(Additionally, Sherlock gave John typing lessons for Christmas. But that's another story.)

I just have this headcanon that John is a slow typer, so...

If ya'll want, I'll do a fic about the typing lessons, just leave a review.

-Pink Prickly Pears :)