Chris: Hey guys and gals! Here were are live at you from an airplane! We don't have any other teams because... Well...
(Cuts to the cast of Sonic groaning)
Chris: I will use money. to play because of my interns suing the crap out of me, I heard music is the sub for money making. Who will be here? Who will they be? Find out on Total. Drama. Mega Mmmmmnaaaaannnnnnn
(The intro plays)
Chris: So as I mentioned on the docks we will have 20 contestants competing for the 1 mil. And here comes our first contestant!
(Chef glides down in a glider holding Mega Man in his arms.)
Chris: Hello Mega Man! How was your ride?
Mega Man: It was fine, where is my suit case?
Chris (Chuckling): Probably overboard the USA sea. Oh! Here comes our second contestant!
(Chef brings Elec Man)
Chris: Hello Elec Man. How was your ride? Safe I assume?
Elec Man (Pissed): No it wasn't safe, as per having a big responsibility... Whoever is responsible for my luggage which contains my crush's stuff, I will--
Chris (Interrupting): Oh here comes our next contestant... Who's being dropped off right--
Chef: Trust me, this one was being rude, so I had to drop him into the sea. He should be swimming right now...
Gemini Man: I'm going to sue the sh*t out of your a*s!
Chris: Get in line.
(Gemini Man grumbles)
Chris: Alright next contestant, Roll.
Roll: Hi! Its nice to see you Chris. I'm Roll. You might know me from Mega Man...
Chris: No time for formalities. Because here comes Bass!
Bass: Just to let you know, I'm not here for Mega Brat. I'm here for the 1 million.
Chris: Alright, Alright! Here comes Eugene.
Eugene: Actually I prefer Chaud.
Chris: Chaud Eugene. Whatever. Alright next contestant--
Lan Hikatari: HIIIII!!!
Chaud: Oh no...
Chris: Hi my dude. Lanster! The Lanmiester! How's it going?
Lan: Pretty well, how's it going?
Chris: Pretty good, y'know the usual... Lawsuits.
(Both bursts out in laughter, Chaud rolling his eyes.)
Chris: Alright, next contestant... We have... Snake Man!
Snake Man: How'sss it going Chrisss?
(Gemini's eyes widen in surprise, his heart pounding...)
Chris: Fine. So you done?
Snake Man: With what?
Chris: Y'know the... Nevermind... Next contestant!
Zero MMZ: Hello.
Chris: Lo and behold! This is Mega Man Zero not Mega Man X Zero.
Elec Man: We get it.
Chris: Looks like someone has a attitude... Don't worry, we have another contestant. Everyone...
X: Hi. I'm Mega Man X!
Mega Man: Woah...
Chris: Hi. Welcome. So we have a bunch of dudes. We don't want a guy fest. But let me tell you.
Alia: Hi
Chris: Hello. And we are wasting our breaths. So here we go.
Layer: Hi
Chris: Hello.
Splash Woman: Hello.
Chris: Hi.
Quake Woman: Hi.
Chris: Hey.
Cinnamon: Hi.
Chris: Hey.
Kalinka: Hi.
Chris: Hey.
Tron Bonn: Hi.
Chris: Hey
Vesper Woman: Hi
Chris: Hello.
(Aries flies off the plane)
Aries: Thank you daddy!
Chris: Okay.. That's everyone buttttt to make elimination difficult I will add 5 more to the challange. We have Axl, Blues, Sonia, Sniper Joe and Luna. We will separate you guys in groups of 4. So we will have 6 groups. In the first group we have Aries, Sniper Joe, Elec Man and Blues.
Aries: ALRIGHT!
Chris: In group 2 we have Luna, Axl, Cinnamon and Zero MMZ.
Axl: Yayeet!
Cinnamon: Axl. That's not your catchphrase.
Chris: Group 3, Bass, Mega Man, Roll and Kalinka.
Bass: ...Great.
Chris: Group 4, Tron Bonn, X, Aila and Layer.
Layer: Let's go guys.
Chris: Group 5 is Splash Woman, Chaud , Sonia and Lan.
Lan: Hi Sonia.
Chris: Lastly group 6. Quake Woman, Gemini Man, Snake Man annnnddddd Vesper Woman.
We have a confessional to share your deepest darkest secrets or whatever you need to get out.
Aries (Confessional): Wow. Okay, this is exciting! I'm glad I'm in the show, I for one love the series, and love the money. I admit my family is rich, but... I just wanna play! To be honest another girl... Uhm here was supposed to take my spot, but she didn't make it because... Well my father bribed Chris... Well, the good thing is Elec Man is here! He's nice.
Elec Man (Confessional): Y'know Aries, she's the crush I was talking about... The good thing about her is that she can't get mad at me...
Chaud (Confessional): Ugh! I hate Lan! Why does he have to show me up Every. Single. Time! He's just like that Ash Ketchum kid! He's got to be the best at everything, no matter what.
Kalinka (Confessional): *peeing on the toliet while reading a monthly digest TV magazine.* ...
Chris: Well, the first challenge is to find the set, so get on the plane kiddos.
(Everyone climbs on the plane.)
Chris: We will drop you guys off the plane somewhere in between the set and each of your respective teams, will find there. First team there gets first class, Immunity and are safe from elimination. Last team... Well you get it, most of you seen our little TV series to know last team gets to vote one of the team mates off the air. And trust me if you get eliminated you can never come back... Ever.
Elec Man: What about that Eva girl? Hm?
Chris: She was an exception.
Bass: Owen?
Chris: He was a exception too. He had to be a spy to pay off some debt off the cheese cellar.
Roll: What about Dakota?
Chris: Her father bribed me too-- Point is its my show and I could inforce the rules, and rules are is to go on the plane where you guys sleep under your beds. There are about let's say... Parachutes, some which contains actual parachutes and some... Are makeshifts for parachutes... Also if you hear a bell. That means you have to sing.
Elec Man (Confessional): That's... That's... Completely dangerous! And not to mention... Unsafe. On the plus side someone holds responsibility for all of this! And I don't wanna sing. I don't like singing!
Aries (Confessional): EEEEE I Absolutely love singing. But hate getting hurt... If I get my team to safety we'll get immunity!
Chris: Alright challenge starts now!!!
(The teams head towards there rooms, Aries' team rushing towards there room.)
Elec Man: (sees his parachute that had an actual one but Aries's has a makeshift one. He sighs before switching his with hers.)
Aries (Confessional): (reading the note on the parachute.) To a special girl... Oh my gosh, not even on the air for about an hour and someone really likes me... I wonder who?
Elec Man (Confessional): I know its nice of me to sacrifice my own safety... But I just can't help it!!!
(The teams stay in there rooms.)
Chris (Over the intercom.): Do de ding. This is your pilot Chris Mclean speaking, I can't stand the silence... So... (A bell was ringing) Sing!
(Everyone complains except for Aries.)
Chris: Oh did I mention this Plane runs on musical notes... Aka singing. So if we don't sing then we will crash. And I doubt you'll all survive... Depending on the parachutes you have.
Chaud (Confessional): I don't sing, and if I do, I wouldn't want Lan knowing... Since we're on teams...
(Everyone feels a slight jerk of the plane as they freak out.)
(To the tune and lyrics ((Slightly altered)) of "I'm Flying" Spongebob)
Aries: We're famous were famous! We are really really famous!
All: They laugh, they scoffed then we signed a contract, and now we took off! We are flying high in the sky!
Chaud: I liked to tell you I said so! But off to Hollywood here we go!
Chris (off screen, falsetto voice) : Help please help! My sisters in the hospital! Shes really sick and I want an autograph!!! Before she dies!
(Chris gasped in the falsetto voice, the girl gasping.)
Elec Man: (signs the paper.) Next time use life support.
Vesper Woman: I could even help when my sister gets lost in the keeelllllppppppp!!!
Quake Woman: *sighs*
Chris (over the intercom):Do de ding! That was some good singing. What do you know? And here we are between the half mark of the set. Good luck... To those who have the good parachutes...
(They jump out as the people who had the parachutes floated while the others fell to the ground. Some losing there teeth.)
Aries (Confessional): I'm considering that the parachute with the note wasn't coincidental, I think someone is looking after me... Oh my gosh, someone is looking after me?! I was expecting to be bullied. But instead a secret admirer is watching me. But, I wonder who? It HAS to be someone on my team. Other people can't be crushing on me. They are more concerned about winning a million G.
(Elec Man falls to the ground. Moaning, Blues follows but Aries landing, Sniper Joe falls without hurting himself. Aries picks up Elec Man and places him over her shoulder. Before coming to.)
Elec Man (Confessional): To be honest... Aries is beautiful, and I think this is my 5th confessional.
(Team 2 lands terribly turns out ALL of there parachutes were duds.)
Axl: *groans*
Axl (Confessional): Sh*t That hurt! But what doesn't kill me makes me stronger. So if falling from the sky doesn't kill me... Then what will?
Luna: Ow! That hurts!!!
Cinnamon: Oh look, team 1 is ahead! (She gets Luna and Zero MMZ.)
Cinnamon (Confessional): This sucks. I can't stand losing, but... That Axl kid. (Whistles) he's cuuttee!
(Team 3 all came down. Team 4,5,6 all followed suit. Unfortunately for team 2 they slow down because of MMZ.)
Zero MMZ (Confessional): Must. Not. Slow. Down!
(Team 2 is back in the lead while team one finds the set. Elec Man switches the sign over on the other side.)
Elec Man (Confessional): If I can't get a million dollars nobody can.
Luna: Cmon guys we're here!
(Team 2 arrives, team 3 gets lost due to the sign, the other teams made it. While Chris gets team 3 over.)
Chris: Team 1 already won so they get first class AND immunity so there safe... For now... As for team 3. See your butts at the elimination class...
(At the Elimination class...)
Chris: Out of all the eliminations I hosted... Woo, alot of your elimination answers a lot of prayers. So let me tally up the elimination answers... The safe from elimination snacks are cookies! A bag of cookies. So remember if you get no cookies. You cannot come back... Ever... Those two who are safe are... Mega Man and Bass... (Throws the cookies to Bass and Mega Man who ate them) ... So the cookie goes to...
(The camera starts zooming in towards Kalinka and Roll. Both are sweating.)
Chris: ...Roll. (Roll catches the cookie.) I'm sorry Kalinka, but you are eliminated!
Kalinka: (Gets pushed out the plane) aaaaaaahhhhhh
Chris: So who will be voted off? Will Elec Man tell his crush on Aries or will she find out he was the one who gave her the parachute? Will I ever get rich again out of all the debt I'm in? Answers to that and more found next time on Total Drama Mega MMMMMAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
