Insanity!
by Chris Robinson

What do you get when you mix writer's block with the ton of ideas floating in my head? You get this...


Mewtwo: Hmm... What do you wanna do today?
Brain: Try to take over the world!
Pinky: But Brain, don't we do that at night?
Brain: Oh yeah.
Mew: What do you wanna do today?
Mewtwo: Wanna take over Microsoft and become filthy rich?
Mew: Hey, that sounds fun!
Bill Gates: Where do you want to go today?
Mewtwo: I want to go over to your desk, kill you're nerdy butt, and take over your company!
Mew: (Firing a Psychic attack)DIE!!!!!!!!!
Bill Gates: (Dies)
Steve Jobbs: Hahahahahaha!
Mewtwo: (Gasps)A witness!
Mew: (Turns and fires another Psychic attack)DIE!!!!!
Steve Jobbs: Hahaha! You can't hurt me! I owned an apple, and apples are healthy!
Gene Starwind: Oh yeah?(Fires a Caster Shot)
Steve Jobbs: Ahhh!!(Dies)
Melfina: Gene, that was overkill!
Mew: Yes!!
Mewtwo: Now we have all his money!
Mihoshi: Hey you guys, that wasn't nice!
Mew: Who says I'm a guy!? (Fires yet another Psychic attack)DIE!!!!!!
Mihoshi: Ahhh!! (But she's to stupid to die)
Mewtwo: It didn't work!
Duo Maxwell: You guys need help?
Heero Yuy: It's not our fight.
Relena Peacecraft: Stop fighting! Violence doesn't solve anything!
Heero Yuy: Not you!(Jumps into Wing Zero) Get outa my life!(Kills Relena)
Pikachu: It's a Gundam!!
Superman: What's going on here?
Mewtwo: What are you doing here?! You're not an anime character no matter what Toonami wants us to believe!
Mew: DIE!!!!!!(Fires a fourth Psychic attack)
Lex Luthor: You idiot, you need kryptonite to kill him!
3 Doors Down: o/` With my super-human might! Kryptonite! o/`
Lex Luthor: Not that! This! (Tosses a green stone at Superman)
Superman: (Idioticly catches it)Ahh-ergh, ahhh!!
Sakura Avalon: Superman Card! Return to you power confined! Superman Card!(Superman becomes 'The Superman' card)
Mewtwo: Oh no! It's Sakura of the evil Cardcaptors dub!
Mew: DIE!!!!!(Fires the fifth Psychic attack of the story)
Li Shaoron: You can't kill us! Nelvana already did!
Mew: $#!^!
Super-Saiyan Goku: Ka-Me-Ha-Me-Ha!!(Sakura and Li disappear in a bright yellow light)
Mewtwo: It's Goku from the American version of DragonBall Z!
Super-Saiyan Goku: (Waves)Hiya!
Tracey Sketchit: Hi guys!
All: AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Super-Saiyan Goku: (Flies off scared)
Mew: The most fearsome creature in the land!!
Mewtwo: We were lucky with the first movie, but he's here now!!
Ash Ketchum: I choose everybody! (Releases all his pokemon) This is for you, Misty!!
Charizard: (Flame Throwers Tracey)
Bulbasaur: (Vine Whips Tracey)
Squirtle: (Water Guns Tracey)
Snorlax: (Body Slams Tracey)
Pikachu: (Thunder Bolts Tracey)
Moltres: (Fire Blasts Tracey)
Articuno: (Ice Beams Tracey)
Zapdos: (Thunders Tracey)
Lugia: (Hyper Beams Tracey)
Ho-oh: (Sacred Fires Tracey)
Gene Starwind: (Shoots the strongest Caster shot at Tracey)
All Gundams: (Shoots all weapons at Tracey)
Mew and Mewtwo: DIE!!!!!!(Psychics Tracey)
Tracey Sketchit: (Dies the most horrible death known to human, animal, pokemon, and alien existence)

Mew: (Wakes up in bed because it was just a dream)
Mewtwo: Mew, are you okay?
Mew: Yeah.
Mewtwo: Okay. What do you wanna do today?
Mew: ;-)