A/N: fuck all of yoo, also fuk scot and fuck GAYla PEEvey who made that song.

Kaiser Scott gets a Hippopotamus for Christmas

Kaiser scott strolled down the steps and walked into his living room on christmas day. at the base of the christmas tree was a HUGE christmas present.

"oh my fucking god! santa came!" scott said in an annoying accent.

Scott was such an idiot. most kids ask for dolls or donkey tonka toys, but not scott. he asked for a hippopotamus.

Suddeny the present started shaking and a hippo ripped its way out. it was murry!

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOH I ACTUALLY GOT A FUCKING HIPPOOOOOO!" scott said. "I'm am gonna call you mr. fluffybuns!"

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" murry said. He jumped atop kaiser snott and pined him down.

"YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING STUPID KID TO THINK SAINT NICK WOULD GIVE YOU SOMETHING LIME THIS! BUT NOW YOU WILL PAY THE $100000000000 PROVE TAG WOTH YOUR LIFE!" mury started punching scott in his dumb face. scott was screaming.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! STOP FUCKIGN HURTING ME!" scott said.

Murry punched scott in his balls so hard they shot up unto his head and became his eyes. Scotts eyes splatted on murry like eggs.

"FUCK YOU! THAT SHIRT WAS MY CRISMAS PRESENT AND YOU RUINED IT!" murry said in anger. He punched scott in the eyes which as you know are now his testes hahahahaha.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" scott said. Murry jumped up and slammed on scott, making his organs scatter. scott was dead.

Murry put kaiser snot's remains in a sack filled with spices and the remains of burpfuck, clitstal fucks, barfield, poopchie, and other dumb idiots who wished for hippos for christmas this year.

"this is what happens when you wish for fucking hippopotamuses for christmas! have a happy holiday and happy new year!" murry said. He lept out the window.