What up, dudes? This is Homer Jebidiah Simpson. The narrator for tonight's classic installment of That 90s Show. Wex would be here tonight, but since this is a Special FanFic Episode, he requested of me to tell you this 'story' of what 'really' happened during my time as both an R&B group Dudes II Brothas and the Grunge Trailblazer SADGASM! Both him and I don't own a damn thing except this fanfic that was made a long time ago, but never got the chance to show its colors until now. And to take note, That 90s Show's premises takes place around when? The 1990s. When both him and I were at the top of our game. When Wex, I, Lenford Leonard, Carlton Carlson, Morris Syzslak (who didn't have an ugly face back then due to plastic surgery), Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, Kenneth McCormick, Jonas Zebeth, Lucien Sanchez & Thornton Reed were a part of a band of jolly friends named: The Here & Now Gang. Tonight's episode will feature only the Original Members of the Gang as we recount the events of...like I said...what 'really' happened during the 'year' when both bands Dudes II Brothas and SADGASM dominated the airwaves and when my ex-wife, Marge and the kids, Bart and Lisa were staying at Springfield Place Apartment Complex in the Springfield District at the Urban Playgrounds and when Marge attended Springfield University to make all-googly-eyes at some smooth-talking Professor who taught the radically Feminist Revisionist History class named Stefane August. But that's not the Best Part...the Big Tamale is...actually like what Wex does in the other FanFic Episodes, is the interviews-in-the-fanfic involving Wex, myself, Lenny, Carl, Moe, Louis "Lou" Stubbs, my ex-wife Marge, Stefane August, and others...

So Homey, be purely amazed by the pure '90s nostalgia That 90s Show has to offer. I bet by now you're probably enjoying listening your Walkman while guzzling down a glass bottle of Jolt Cola while watching the movie version of Mortal Kombat!

I sincerely hope that you are amazed by the fanfic!