Title: Sengoku no Ai
Authors: For Shits and Giggles
Category: Inuyasha
Genre: Blatant Parody
Rating: PG
Summary: Kagome-sama to Inuyasha-baka to kenka wo shita. Sokode, Kagome-sama wa Kouga no ude ni hayaku aruitta. Sengoku no kunou
A/N: whiney, bitchy koe This is our first Inuyasha fanfiction, so R&R! anime peace sign PLEASE NO FLAMES! My god, if you flame us, we'll just die, and that would be sad. NO FLAMES!!!!!
shits: dies laughing
giggles: do you think they'll get it this time?
Shits: doubt it.
"There," Miroku said confidently, hanging the last unnecessary talisman on the soji of the tochiyashiki. "Your home is safe." he turned to the uji with a buisness-like smile.
The elder man bowed gratefully, "Domo arigatou gozaimasu, houshi-sama!"
Behind Miroku, Inuyasha rolled his eyes and turned away, annoyed. "Hobnofferblech," he cursed quietly.
"INUYASHA!" Kagome growled, smacking the hanyou on the back of the atama. "Don't use that kind of language in front of Shippo!"
"I can use any hobnofferbleching language I want to, Kagome, and you can't stop me," Inu huffed arrogantly, turning to stare down at the irate miko.
Kagome's face boiled. "Wa...ku...wa...ku..." she sputtered, too irritated to form coherent words.
The uji leaned to the side to watch from over the houshi's shoulder. Miroku sighed and turned to intervene, stopping short as his eyes widened. Sango snorted out a laugh, observing the incident from the side.
"Uh.... Miroku.... why is he touching you?" Shippo whispered in Miroku's ear from his perch on the houshi's shoulder.
Miroku blinked, tears falling from his eyes. "Mata zettai shinai," he said, shaking his head.
Kagome and Inuyasha blinked in unison before turning back to eachother and screaming incoherently at the same time.
"You're so insensitive, Inuyasha! I'm only trying to do my best! You just can't understand a thing!" Kagome broke down, briefly covering her eyes as she burst into tears. Glaring back at the suddenly confused hanyou, she continued her rant. "Anata no bakana hanyou da yo! I'm leaving!" Without another word, Kagome turned away from the group and stormed into the night.
"Fine! Leave!" Inuyasha yelled after her, crossing his arms and turning up his nose.
"Inuyasha, you're such a jerk!" Shippo scolded, scampering off Miroku's shoulder to follow Kagome.
"Inuyasha..." Sango started.
"WAIT! KAGOME! GIVE US BACK THE SHARDS IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE!" Inuyasha yelled after her retreating form. Unacknowledged the girl flung a finger back at the hanyou.
"Please stay for the night," the uji offered after a long silence. Taking a step forward he placed a hand on the houshi's shoulder. " I insist as a show of my family's gratitude."
Miroku cringed as Sango eagerly accepted, casting an amused glare at the distraught houshi.
"He's such a jerk. Ugh! Here I am trying to raise Shippo properly, collect the shards, stay alive, and most importantly still pass high school. Uh... wait a second," Kagome stopped walking and paused to look at her surroundings. "Where am I?"
Walking quickly, Kagome had failed to notice her passage into the fukari mori. Suddenly she felt very alone, wrapping her arms around herself and clutching the thin fabric of her sleeves. "Oh, why do you have to be such a chump, Inuyasha?" she cried, sitting down at the base of a tree and dropping her head into her hands.
Conflicting emotions never sat well with anyone. Then again, the great tetsugakusei of ancient days would spend their entire lives working out the meaning to human existence, to understand emotions. Hell, psychologists in her time were still debating the issue. Conscious and all his great kangai were hardly worth a damn to the pig-headed hanyou though.
Authors: For Shits and Giggles
Category: Inuyasha
Genre: Blatant Parody
Rating: PG
Summary: Kagome-sama to Inuyasha-baka to kenka wo shita. Sokode, Kagome-sama wa Kouga no ude ni hayaku aruitta. Sengoku no kunou
A/N: whiney, bitchy koe This is our first Inuyasha fanfiction, so R&R! anime peace sign PLEASE NO FLAMES! My god, if you flame us, we'll just die, and that would be sad. NO FLAMES!!!!!
shits: dies laughing
giggles: do you think they'll get it this time?
Shits: doubt it.
"There," Miroku said confidently, hanging the last unnecessary talisman on the soji of the tochiyashiki. "Your home is safe." he turned to the uji with a buisness-like smile.
The elder man bowed gratefully, "Domo arigatou gozaimasu, houshi-sama!"
Behind Miroku, Inuyasha rolled his eyes and turned away, annoyed. "Hobnofferblech," he cursed quietly.
"INUYASHA!" Kagome growled, smacking the hanyou on the back of the atama. "Don't use that kind of language in front of Shippo!"
"I can use any hobnofferbleching language I want to, Kagome, and you can't stop me," Inu huffed arrogantly, turning to stare down at the irate miko.
Kagome's face boiled. "Wa...ku...wa...ku..." she sputtered, too irritated to form coherent words.
The uji leaned to the side to watch from over the houshi's shoulder. Miroku sighed and turned to intervene, stopping short as his eyes widened. Sango snorted out a laugh, observing the incident from the side.
"Uh.... Miroku.... why is he touching you?" Shippo whispered in Miroku's ear from his perch on the houshi's shoulder.
Miroku blinked, tears falling from his eyes. "Mata zettai shinai," he said, shaking his head.
Kagome and Inuyasha blinked in unison before turning back to eachother and screaming incoherently at the same time.
"You're so insensitive, Inuyasha! I'm only trying to do my best! You just can't understand a thing!" Kagome broke down, briefly covering her eyes as she burst into tears. Glaring back at the suddenly confused hanyou, she continued her rant. "Anata no bakana hanyou da yo! I'm leaving!" Without another word, Kagome turned away from the group and stormed into the night.
"Fine! Leave!" Inuyasha yelled after her, crossing his arms and turning up his nose.
"Inuyasha, you're such a jerk!" Shippo scolded, scampering off Miroku's shoulder to follow Kagome.
"Inuyasha..." Sango started.
"WAIT! KAGOME! GIVE US BACK THE SHARDS IF YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE!" Inuyasha yelled after her retreating form. Unacknowledged the girl flung a finger back at the hanyou.
"Please stay for the night," the uji offered after a long silence. Taking a step forward he placed a hand on the houshi's shoulder. " I insist as a show of my family's gratitude."
Miroku cringed as Sango eagerly accepted, casting an amused glare at the distraught houshi.
"He's such a jerk. Ugh! Here I am trying to raise Shippo properly, collect the shards, stay alive, and most importantly still pass high school. Uh... wait a second," Kagome stopped walking and paused to look at her surroundings. "Where am I?"
Walking quickly, Kagome had failed to notice her passage into the fukari mori. Suddenly she felt very alone, wrapping her arms around herself and clutching the thin fabric of her sleeves. "Oh, why do you have to be such a chump, Inuyasha?" she cried, sitting down at the base of a tree and dropping her head into her hands.
Conflicting emotions never sat well with anyone. Then again, the great tetsugakusei of ancient days would spend their entire lives working out the meaning to human existence, to understand emotions. Hell, psychologists in her time were still debating the issue. Conscious and all his great kangai were hardly worth a damn to the pig-headed hanyou though.
