Okay guys, I know your probably thinking 'Another story?' Well yes another story! My mind has no limits. I'm serious, I'm writing a story for my pleasure about a superhero named Evil Saint Claire. I know this chapter sucks. I think its sucks. Trust me though the story does get better. I couldn't spell check the story though so I'm sorry. Now... onward with the story!

Full Summary: Connie hates BTR. End of story. No questions about it. But when her two best friends, her, and BTR go on a quest to determine the fate of Olympus, will a certain blond change her mind? Will she have the courage instilled in her from her father to let him save her? Will she have the guts to make the biggest choice of her life, her life, or Olympus and her friends? Will she be able to finally understand what her soul sister said love was? Will she finally let go of her past and move on? Will she finally conquer her fears in order to save everything she cares about? And most importantly... will she finally get her happy ever after?

Chapter One: I Will Put My Hand In Your Pants If You Don't

In which, I am threatened and I get so happy I almost die.

I'm going to L.A. for summer vacation, and today is the last day of school, and in 12 hours I will be in L.A. But honestly why does my sister have to be obbessed with Big Time Rush. She loves them yet I've found that I hate them more and more every day. I don't understand why they all love them. I've never given into the fads and I don't plan to now...

LATER IN L.A.

"Connie. Don't play with your food." I look up and see my mother staring at me. "Yes mam." says I (AN: HEHE! I FEEL LIKE A PIRATE SAYIN IT LIKE DAT!). "Any way, I won this contest thing were you get to hang out with Big Time Rush. Can I go?" I hear my simple, BTR loving sister, Haley, say. "Sure. Why not take your sister to." Oh no. I groaned at the tought. "Goody!" I groaned even louder. Stupid Haley... She squealed with happiness. I wanted to throttle her so bad and just squeeze the crap out of her neck.

The next day I had to sit in the car with my sister for a while listening to Big Time Rush songs over and over again. I still wanted to throttle her. When we finally got there she talked to some manager guy (I think I spelled that wrong...) we got in to their apartment. I had to be dragged the whole way. We walked into a room and I knew where we were. Haley squealed and let go of my hand. She ran into the room and male voices started saying things like "You must be Haley." and, "It's nice to meet you." I wanted to throttle (BY THE WAY THAT MEANS CHOKE) her so bad my fingers were curling. "Connie come on!" Haley sqealed at me. I groaned and walked towards her and for the first time saw the four boys I despise.

They were standing there talking to Haley like she was famous or something. Two of them were drooling. I guess they think she's pretty. I groaned and stopped walking when I came into sight. I crossed my arms over my chest and stood there. "Connie..." Haley warned me when she saw that devilish look in my eye that tell her I want to choke someone. "Calm down Connie." Haley said putting her hands up and walking towards me. My hand went into fist and I closed my eyes and tried to control my temper. "I'm fine Hayley now go have fun with Big Time Crud. I'm gonna text Erin and check on Carlos and the boys. Because you know mad I get when Kendall bites Logan and I honestly think I need another tank because Erin and Eric are not good fish sitters..." I said to Haley, "I hope Carlos, James, Logan, and most of all Kendall die this summer I want to get rid of them so badly!" I said to myself and Big Time Crud backed up a few steps. I walked over and sat in a corner on the floor. I watched a few videos on my Ipod that happened to be in my pocket... hmm, wonder why... and listened to Eric, Erin, Josh, and Dylan's version of several Big Time Crud songs that were... um... colorful. *giggles*

My headphones are falty so I turned my volume down really low and listened to them. But when I was listening to my best friends, who all happen to be boys, singing their rip-off version of Any Kind Of Guy, my finger slipped and my volume went full blast and that is really loud. Every head in the room turned to me and I started cracking up. Just then Dylan's ringtone came on. I picked up before it could get to the bad part of the song. "Hello? Me no abla inglase." I said giggling.

"Haha, very funny but I'm sad to imform you all your fish were just eaten by Eric and Erin's sister's cat." Dylan said and I heard Erin in the background yelling: "NO FLUFFY SPIT THEM OUT!" I started laughing and fell down my phone hit the ground went to speaker phone. "Are you okay Connie? Connie, Eric she died! OMG! First Fluffy eats Kendall, James, Logan, and Carlos then she dies! Why? Hey is that our BTR rip-off I hear. I loved that. The music video was so fun to make! You member that Josh? You and your wig and member Eric and Erin pretending to make out? Dude it was so fun to play that retart Kendall. You really are my wing man right Logan- I mean Josh? And all the gayness! OMA! I'm turning gay for a minute I thought they had talent! Oh good times good times... Connie don't go into the light!" I just kept laughing and my sides hurt I managed to yell something like, "Get your stupid ass off the phone and put Josh on!" Two seconds later Josh said, "If your gonna yell at me just wait and you can your anger out on Eric and Erin's bodies not my mind. Yeah I know about your colorful mouth! I'm on speaker phone aren't I?"

"Yuppers!" Haley yelled at the phone, "Hi Josh!" Haley yelled, see she's like always had a crush on him even though he's younger than her... it creeps me out. He said something like damn BTR loving girl I hate you. "So did she get sick or something because I know she's not missing that Big Time No Talent special on TV." Josh said.

I looked at Haley and the four boys who stood speachless. Haley looked like smoke should have came out her ears. "Um Joshy my boy? We are at the enemy's camp, I repeat we are at the enemy's camp. Meaning my mother forced me to go with Haley and she won some refarted contest thingy and now I'm standing the presense of the four most hated guys I could ever think of not counting Justin Beaver or Derick. And you've been on speaker phone for a while so was Dylan. Now tell Eric and Erin to let Fluffy live because those fish where either going to be murdered anyway." I said to the phone.

The one they call Kendall shook his head and glared at me and the Logan person did the same. I turned to them, "I don't like you I hate you for that matter because you are stupid losers who just don't have talent!" I said nodding and Haley tried to calm them. "Joshy? Push the red button that looks like a phone and call me later." I said ending the call. I walked over and picked my Ipod up. Now it was me and my BFFLNMW, Alexis singing some weird rip-off version of Hannah Montana. (gurrr) I turned it off and put them in my pocket. "Can I have money for a cab?" I asked Haley and she shook her head.

The four boys stared at me and I glared back. Carlos started drolling and I wanted to throttle all of them. I curled my fingers and put them leveled with Kendall's neck and shook them then walked out and stood there. I pulled my gum out and picked eight sticks out of the package. I chewed them all at once. I thought about how much I missed my boys, and Alexis. I heard a door open and saw Big Time Losers walk out with Haley. James had his arm around Haley and I felt like barfing, I actually gagged a little. Kendall and Logan kept glaring at me an Carlos was still drooling. I got another phone call and it was Dylan again I let the song play all the way through and watched BTR give me weird looks and someone asked why that was his ringtone, such a dirty song for a 16 year old? "Duhh! What did you expect? He is downright blunt, and dirty. You spend an hour with him and he'll have your mind flooded with bad images. Josh's tone is worse though. Erin's is Barbie girl and yes Erin and Eric are boys. Eric's is Eye of the Tiger I think."

Haley laughed. "When they call me it says do not anwser." I glared at her, "Really? That's what mine says when you call!" I laughed. I pulled a book out of my small bag I had brought with me and held it to my chest tightly. "What book is that?" Logan asked.

"Umm... Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Sea of Monsters. I'm in love with Nico di Angelo, but he isn't in this book. Tear." I said drawing a tear on my cheek. He said something like that's a stupid book and my hand went to my back pocket where I keep my pocket knife. Haley saw me go for my butt and grabbed my hand. "No give it!" I shook my head. "I will put hand in your pants if you don't! You know I will. Then I'll tell mom, give it now and I wouln't." I pulled the pocketknife out and gave it to her, but pulled back. "I want it back." I informed her. Kendall and Logan, and okay everyone, gasped when I pulled it out. "You don't give it back later and I will personaly arrange a snake in your bed, courtsey of Eric and Erin." I said frowning. I sighed and handed it to her.

"Why did you bring this one anyway?" She asked looking at it. It was my favorite one, you know you have that one thing that is so run-down and dirty that it can't be fixed? That was this pocket knife. It was old and faded, had paint on it, anything you could think of on it... probably anyway. And it was the most ugly shade of green.

I love it.

"Why do you keep a knife in your pocket?" Kendall asked me.

I glared at him, "Because I haven't found Riptide yet or Percy Jackson so I can steal it from him because I want that sword so bad!" I said looking at my feet. Wait I was acting shy. Why? I hated these guys right? They were the reason my dreams didn't come true! I stormed off ahead of them and sat randomly on the floor trying to calm down. I started crying at the memories at flooded my mind.

(I'M SORRY IF THIS FLASHBACK IS A LITTLE OFF BECAUSE

a) I HAVEN'T SEEN THE PILOT EPISODE OF BIG TIME RUSH

b) I JUST ATE SIX POPCICLES AND A COOKIE! AND DRANK THREE GLASSES OF SODA!

LIKE I SAID... SORRY)

FLASHBACK!

I sat there with my head on Dylan's shoulder waiting for my turn. I was always somewhere in the middle of these things. I looked up at Dylan, "You'll do great now stop worrying and wait for Josh to come out." I sat there for maybe another five minutes before Josh came out. I got up and walked into the room. "Name?" The fat dude asked me. "Cameron Justice." I said nervously. "Start." He said. I took a deep breathe and closed my eyes.

"Grew up in a small town
And when the rain would fall down
I'd just stare out my window

Dreaming of what could be
And if I'd end up happy
I would pray

Trying hard to reach out
But when I'd try to speak out
Felt like no one could hear me

Wanted to belong here
But something felt so wrong here
So I pray
I could breakaway

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes til I touch the sky
And I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change
And breakaway

Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget all the ones that I loved
I'll take a risk, take a chance, make a change
And breakaway

Wanna feel the warm breeze
Sleep under a palm tree
Feel the rush of the ocean

Get onboard a fast train
Travel on a jet plane, far away
And breakaway

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
I'll do what it takes 'til I touch the sky
And I'll make a wish, take a chance, make a change
And breakaway

Out of the darkness and into the sun
I won't forget all the ones that I loved
I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change
And breakaway

Buildings with a hundred floors
Swinging 'round revolving doors
Maybe I don't know where they'll take me but
Gotta keep moving on, moving on
Fly away, breakaway

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly
Though it's not easy to tell you goodbye
I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change
And breakaway

Out of the darkness and into the sun
But I won't forget the place I come from
I gotta take a risk, take a chance, make a change
And breakaway, breakaway, breakaway"

I stood there and stared at the fat dude. "You can leave." My eyes got wide and I walked out wanting to punch him. "Dylan? Your up." I said to my friend. He started tripping out and I slapped him. You could faintly see a hand print forming on his cheek when he walked into the room. I heard yelling and Dylan screaming. I ran in and he was on the desk screaming at the fat dude. "Dylan! Get off the table!" I shouted at him. He didn't.

I walked up to him and grabbed his ankle pulling him onto the floor. He stood up and I slapped him. I started shaking his shoulders and yelling at him that he was messing up his chance at fame. That he was screwing up big time. I said a lot of things...

"Security!" The fat dude yelled. "No! I can't arrested again!" I shouted when the big guys picked me up. "Me either!" Dylan shouted and Josh ran in with Eric and Erin in tow. "NO! Not Dylan!" Josh cried trying to save Dylan. "Hey! What about me!" I shouted at him. He shrugged and told Eric and Erin to help me. They took us to my house.

Long story short: Gustavo came to my house and was going to sign me, Dylan, Josh, and the to E idiots but Kendall called right before he was going to sign us. So Gustavo signed them instead of us. Plus we got in a fight while waiting in line to go in. So BTR is what killed mine and my boys dreams. I know, sad story right...

End Flashback!

My flash back ended when Haley started shaking my shoulders, I looked behind her and they were standing there watching her. I felt tears in my eyes and I shook her off and glared at them before running to the car. I put my hand over my mouth and screamed hoping the intense pain would go away. I sat outside the room we had been in before waiting because the car was locked and:

a) I wasn't going to break the glass to get in,

b) Haley had the keys.

So I sat and waited. I called Dylan and told him about my flashback moment. He sympathized with me and told me his mom had told him that they were also coming to LA for the summer. I got all happy and started flipping out. He said, "Okay if you don't stop being happy in three seconds you'll probably die." I laughed then stopped.

"When?" I asked, "Friday!" He said. My smile grew more and more. I started jumping up and down. "Okay then. Hey I gotta go okay? I'll call you later." He said and hung up. I started yelling at the phone saying, "Don't you dare hang up on me! Oh I will kill you for hanging up on me!"

I heard footsteps and pulled my razor blade out of my sleeve. "WTJ!" Haley yelled three feet from me. I looked at her like, WTF? What did you just say? and she said, "WTJ, What the James. You really need to listen to me more often." I rolled my eyes, "And you need to stop trying to change my life. You know good and well why I hate them. Yet you still try and make me like them. You know how much I wanted that, yet you still hurt me. I dreamed of that day my whole life and when it came it was pulled out from under me like a rug by them," I said pointing to the four boys standing a few feet away. "I wanted that so bad, all of The Hockey Heads did. I was hurt and your adding to my pain! My heart has a hole in it now because I was so happy then my world came crashing down because he, had to change his mind." I said pointing my finger at Kendall.

I started crying and my phone rang, "Yeah? You better not be canceling Dylan." I said.

"No my mom just said that she talked to your mom and she isn't coming! The four of us and you in LA! For the whole summer!"

I screamed and started jumping up and down like a little kid in Toys R Us that was just told he owned the place.

"Breathe Connie."

I took a deep breath and Haley eyed me awkwardly. I handed her the phone and she made a few NO! This can't be happening! Noises and passed the phone back to me.

Then he told me more, "We will be there in like a day or so. Oh and your mom, and my mother told me that we'll be staying at some place called the Palm Woods."

Did you like it? Did you hate it? Tell me in a reveiw! Flames are welcome! I'm pyro like that! BTW the title is either a Melissa Etheridge song or a Pat Benatar song! I am about to publish this story and I'm just know thinking about names! How sad am I!

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