My life is perfect. Absolutely perfect, because I am the center of my life. My drama is number 1 show and I always get what I want, because I'm the greatest actor of our generation.

Then what's wrong? My life WAS perfect, until she had to come along.

Everyone thinks Sonny Munroe is America's Good Girl, a kind, generous, caring, selfless, innocent, sweet, sunny, happy, smiley, funny, bubbly brunette. She's not. She's a girly, bratty, selfish, annoying, proud, tough, talentless actress from Chuckle City.

Sure, she helps her friends a lot, and when she fails and makes the situation worse, everyone blame her and lock her in a closet.

But she always wants people to put her first and if they don't, it means they don't care enough about her. She's such a drama queen.

She thinks she's better than me and that she can walk around the studio like she could change everything. She always takes a hour to choose what to wear and which shoes to match, to comb her hair, to put make up and then she gets all the spotlight. It's no surprise Tawni hates her. She dies her hair over and over, I already seen her in three different colors. Brown, black, blonde...Oh, c'mon girl, just choose one!

She always wants to be right and can hold a grudge, but at the same time, she's way too happy, and that's annoying, just like her Wisconsin stuff and funny little stories (they're not little, and not funny). When she's away from me she's the sweetest and kindest girl ever, but when she's near me she acts like a brat, making fun of me and always trying to fight to prove she's a better actress then me. Who does she think she is to consider herself better than ME? She's in Hollywood since what, a year? I'm here since I was born and I win like ten awards a year!

What else? Oh, she can make things very difficult for me. I think she's the only one who can shut me up, and I don't like that.

And she likes all those girly things, like love stories, love songs, sloppy movies and she's still waiting for Prince Charming. Right, and maybe she even expects him to knock down the Prop House walls with his white horse to ask her to come with him and ride together in the sunset. She's so stupid and juvenile, just like her friends. The good part is that I can trick her easily, not like a dumb blonde (*coughTawnicough*) but she can be pretty naive.

I can't stand her. I don't know why she had to come in Hollywood. She hasn't even got talent. She makes people laugh. What's the big deal? I can laugh at her even when she's not on the stage. Is it acting? No. It's just being ridiculous and pretending to be good. However, Sonny thinks this is acting. I'm sure I would laugh more if she'd guest star in Mackenzie Falls. I'd pay to see her forgetting her lines, trying to figure out the plot and being in panic and making a joke to avoid embarassment. I'm so going to do that.

Luckily, she's can't bother me here in my set, so I don't have to see her too much, unless I have something to rub in her face. I have to come up with something. At least, she can't barge in without permission.

-Hey Chad!- Like unsaid. I'm gonna fire the security. Sonny walked in my hallway, while I'm preparing myself to tape. She had her "I need a favor" face and her unsure flirty smile to convince me.

-Sonny. What are you doing here? Aren't you banned?

-You forgot to put me on your banned wall after I got back on So Random!, remember?

-Whatever!- I said exasperated, to get it over with. -What do you want?

She hesitated. -Well, we need your help, Chad...- This already sounds annoying. -Our Beverly Hills party is tonight and our limo broke, so...do you think you could give us a lift?- Sonny finished with an unconvincing smile.

I laughed harshly. -No way.- I rolled my chair to end the conversation. In the mirror, I could see Sonny pouting and rolling my chair again.

-Please, Chad! We will return the favor! We will do everything you want!

-Everything? Even saying we're better than you?

She laughed sarcastically. -Pfft! No!

-Then good luck. Don't trip on your feet down the road.

Sonny's eyes widened for a second in worry, but the second later she had a devious smile on her lips. -Fine. When the media will ask us why we're late and tired, I'm sure they will be very happy to know Chad Dylan Cooper didn't want to give us a lift because he's a conceited jerk. Bye!

She turned around, but I immediately stood up and stopped her. -Don't you dare!- She raised an eyebrow. I sighed. -I will give you a lift. But you're not all gonna get in my car! I mean, Grady occupies all the back seat by himself! Where are you, Nico, Tawni and Zora going to sit?

-Zora can't come, she's too young, and Grady might have the front seat!

-No way! I don't want people thinking he's my friend!- I shivered. Eww.

-What about Nico? He's pretty cool.- she shrugged.

-Right, would you wait for me while I throw up in the bathroom?

Sonny rolled her eyes. Did she really expect me to be photographed with a talentless loser or a cheese maniac? Or even worse, with a vain spoiled brat? But then my only choice would be Sonny...suddenly Tawni was not that bad anymore.

-Ok, then Tawni will have the front seat and you, Nico and Grady will have the back seats.

-Great. See you at seven. - She waved at me and she came out of my set to meet her friends.

Note: ban Sonny Munroe from this set.