So I sadly don't own Doctor Who. If I did, Moffat would have been fired a while ago. Hope you enjoy this.
Hello Sweetie. She calls everyone sweetie. Shouldn't bug me, but…it does. And then there's him. He flirts with everyone he says hello to. Why does he have to do that. I tell him to stop it, make it seem like he needs to focus, but really I want him to only do it to me. I love them both, but which one do I pick?
"Hello Sweetie." Ah there she is.
"Hello River. How are you?" I put my hands on her hips.
"Could be better." I raised an eyebrow at her. "There are too many layers between us." Her hands moved up to start undoing my bowtie.
"Uh…" I stood there for a minute. "River, not now. I was just going to find Jack."
"Of course you were." Did she know? "That man is madly in love with you Doctor. Stop provoking him." Ok, she didn't know.
"He is?" I pretended I didn't know. "Well….uh…thanks for letting me know River. I'll take a rain check." I winked at her and strode off.
Now where is that gorgeous man? The TARDIS was keeping me from him, I could tell. "Where is he old girl?" She hummed like she didn't know who I was talking about. "Would it help if I used your nickname?" She hummed with interest. I looked around to make sure River wasn't in earshot. "Where is he, Sexy?" She hummed happily and I kept walking, hoping I got her to show me where he was.
"Doctor?" I heard Amy calling. Great.
"Library." I shouted back. I heard footsteps coming closer.
"There you are. I have a question. Well, Rory does, but he is too scared to ask you." She rolled her eyes. "Are you gay?"
"I don't know yet." Did that just come out?
"Kay. Well I'll let you go find Jack then." She winked.
"How-"
"He's in the pool." She waved and walked off.
"You're gonna get it later." I glared at my TARDIS. I love her, can't trust her though.
"Jack?" I called into the pool room. I didn't see him anywhere. If she's hiding him from me I'm gonna… Oh great wibbly wobbly. He's wearing a Speedo. "Shit…"
"Hey there." Oh god that voice. "Amy came by a little earlier. Told me you were probably gonna pop in." He winked at me. "Wanna join me?" He dove into the pool and soaked me.
"Shit Jack! Well I guess now I have to change anyway." I went into the bathroom and took of my wet clothes. I picked up the swimsuit that was laying out. Leave it to the TARDIS to set something out skin tight. I hope he doesn't flirt with me too much.
"Took you long enough." Jack was swimming laps. God he was sexy. No stop thinking about that.
"Wet denim." I shrugged. I hope he didn't notice I wasn't wearing denim.
He laughed. "Well get in." I stepped into the swallow end and sat on the lower step.
The TARDIS brought the temperature up. I glared at her. She knows why I take cold showers after seeing Jack. She's trying to start something that I really want to happen, but River is still on the ship.
Rory always tends to come in just when I don't want him to so maybe if I pretend to be into the moment the TARDIS will bring him in. Hell it's worth a try.
"Sorry I was thinking, what were you saying?" I looked up from my lap.
"Just that Rory always tends to come in the middle of something. Let's hope he doesn't today." Shit there goes that.
"He does do that often doesn't he?" Maybe I should just tell him…
"Doctor, do you love River?" Jack floated up to me.
"Uh…I'm not sure…I do, but I also love someone else, and I don't know who to choose." I looked back down at my lap.
"Why don't you let them help you decide?" He looked hurt. Shit, he didn't know I was talking about him.
"That's what I was coming here for actually…" Am I really saying this? "I can't pick between you and River…I know you both love me. She knows you love me, you know she loves me. Yet neither of you know that I love you, until now that is." I hope the TARDIS is intruding and sending this to River.
At that moment River walked into the pool room into the most revealing one piece I have ever seen. "Hello Sweetie. Jack."
"River! Just the person I wanted to see." I swam over to the deep end as she slid into the pool.
"The TARDIS transmitted what you were saying to my psychic paper. She stopped at 'until now'."
"So as I was saying. I love you both. I can't pick between you two. Help me." I looked at River then Jack.
River looked at Jack and smiled. "Flirt battle is on."
"You bet it is." Jack laughed. I smiled.
"Well I need to go fix something in my room. Mom and Dad's room isn't sound proof and I can hear them. At least now I know where I got the screaming from." River climbed out of the pool and winked at me.
Stupid tight trunks. I pushed up against the wall and put my arms up on the ledge. "Have fun."
"I think your shorts are too tight." Jack pressed up against my back. "You know, since I'm a guy, I know what feels good and what feels amazing." He kissed my shoulder.
Seeing as I couldn't get out until Jack was gone I decided to just give into the flirting. "I guess I kinda have to let you guys do whatever to me huh?"
"Kinda." I could feel his smile on my shoulder. He moved the wet hair away from the back of my neck and sucked hard. If he had to give me a hickey I'm glad he did it where I could hide it. He pulled on my shoulders.
I turned around. He smiled. "Fine."
Jack swam to the part of the pool where it came just up to his chest. "Sit on the ledge." Oh god...blow job. "I know that you know what I'm going to do to you. How long has it been since you've had someone do this to you?" He tugged the tight trunks down.
"A long t-time." I leaned back and closed my eyes.
"Longer than I've been around?" I nodded. "Damn, Doctor. That ain't healthy. I figured you and Rose fooled around."
"Nope. It's been centuries." I groaned.
"Well then let's not keep you waiting then."
Sorry about the cliffhanger. Hope you liked it. Review!
