Snape and Lilly get married

Neville longbotton was sad today because his professor had given him an F on his potions report

"Neville!" a cold sharp voice suddenly boomed out of nowhere, surprising him. Neville, who was scared really badly by then, turned around and there was the person he hated most: his teacher Snape! What should he do? Neville tried to run but Snape got him by the ears and said "you duncehead who are you running from?"

"you.. you… scared me…" Neville tried to say but couldn't get it out cause he was so scared.

"I need you to do something for me" snape silently hissed like a snake.

"please let me go professor"

"no! You must do this or I will fail you forever!" neville whimpered as Snape roughly grapped his shoulder and whispered instructions into his ear.

That night, Neville snuck into the gryfinndor room very quietly followed closely by Snape.

"why do we need to do this professor? Neville asked all confused "is it against the law?"

"just do what I tell you dunderhead!"

And so they quietly snuck into the girls rooms and quietly snuck to where Hermione granger was supposed to sleep.

Snape pushed Neville towards where she kept all her stuff "look through her stuff!"

Neville blinked and asked "what am I supposed to be doing again?"

"Find the freaking time-tuner dumbhead!"

Neville said "oh right" and began digging through Hermiones stuff. There was a lot of books about stuff he didn't really understand and more stuff which he didn't know what it was for. He was supposed to be looking for an hourglass, Snape had said. Wait, why was he doing what Snape told him to?

"wait, why am I doing what your telling me to do?"

Snape was about to ram his head into a chair in disgruntlement when suddenly, in the trunk he saw it! It was the time tuner! He quickly grabbed at it just as suddenly the door to the girls room opened and there was Hermione!

"OMFG WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" she yelled.

It was too late. They would be discovered! So Snape grabbed Neville and quickly spun around with the time tuner. He turned it so fast and so quickly that it was spinning round and round. Neville suddenly saw that the world around him was going in reverse and stuff. People were walking backwards, acting backwards, sleeping backwards, and even talking backwards!

"hey professor, why are we going back in time?" he said when everything stopped spinning and stood still.

"shut up you duncehead and look for what date it is!"

Neville saw a calendar at his feet and looked at what year it was. "its 1869."

"Good. That will give me plenty of time then…" Snape said