Hello all! (:
So, I'm going to try my hand at Doctor Who writing. And if it ends up awful, I am deeply sorry and please don't start an angry mob.
Also, there's no deep meaning behind the title. I just couldn't think of a title and just happened to be listening to Bohemian Rhapsody at the time.
:3
This is set around, say, just after Cold Blood. I feel that would be an appropriate place to put it.
I think. Hopefully. We'll see.
Anyway, I own nothing! No characters, settings, etc etc.
"Doctor?"
"Amy, you can let go now."
"Is it safe?"
"Yes yes, now come on. Open your eyes. You don't have to be scared."
Amy reluctantly took her hands off of the railing in the Tardis, afraid that they might suddenly start to move again. She opened one of her eyes slowly, and the Doctor sat cross legged in front of her, a childish smile on his face. How he found things like this funny she would never understand. Although, risking life and limb seemed to be a hobby of his, as he had made frequently obvious to her - and the adrenaline rush she got wasn't all too bad she had to admit. It could be fun.
"I wasn't scared."
"Of course you weren't. Come on, get up."
"What happened? There was, a sort of, big explosion... and then it went dark, and then the Tardis went crazy... What?"
"Nothing much."
"Tell me."
"Well... the Tardis might have had a little crash."
"We crashed?"
"Only a little."
"You can't crash only a little!" she shouted, exasperated. "Never mind, where are we? Or, when are we?"
"Don't know yet. Let's have a look though!"
The Doctor jumped up to his feet ran out of the tardis excitedly, the door creaking shut behind him. Amy was slower to follow, trying to shake her hand free of pins and needles as she dragged along behind him. Outside, she had expected some sort of strange alien land filled with all sorts of odd flora and fauna. Not just plain old earth. Everything was normal, so very... bland.
"London? Really? I was expecting something fun, I've been here loads," she pouted. "I suppose there's nothing wrong with a bit of shopping while we're here; we might as well."
"Earth. No... no, not earth. Different place. Where then?"
He began to pace backwards and forwards, deep in thought. Plucking a blade of grass from the floor, he put it to his tongue and tasted the end. Amy scrunched up her face. That's disgusting, she thought to herself.
The Doctor threw the grass down onto the floor. "No, that's earthy grass. Mud. But not your earth. Where are we? Come on brain, think... aha! Parallel universe!"
Amy looked over at the Doctor, who gave her a bright, sunny smile, obviously proud of his discovery of their location. She raised her eyebrow at him in question.
"A parallel universe, seriously? So, we're on earth... but it's not earth. Fake earth? I never thought that could be possible"
"All the things that we've done, and you find a parallel universe to be the most unbelievable thing that has happened to us? Really? And it isn't a fake earth. Just a different earth. There are thousands of different universes, and this is the version of earth that the universe we are in has."
"Well, it's strange... Is there another me? Oooh, can we visit other me? I wonder what I'm like."
"I'd really rather not. I'm not actually sure if that would be such a good idea... But why are we here? We shouldn't be here. This is dangerous. There's something going on here, something strange... Excellent!" the Doctor grinned, "Come on!"
"Where are we going?"
"To find out what's going on here! And I don't think there'll be any harm in visiting some old friends of mine. That'll be a fun greeting. Come on!"
Eheh.
Maybe that'll be absolutely terrible, maybe it'll be mediocre. You decide.
I haven't read it over, so it's probably filled with errors. Sorry. ;(
Review please, you absolute crackers. And I shall give you my undying love.
