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Hitsugaya Toshirou was sitting at his desk; doing paperwork. He yawned and he fell asleep for a little bit.
Hitsugaya's dream:
Toushirou was sitting with Matsumoto and Shunsui. They were both reading. "Isn't this a nice way to spend the afternoon?" Shunsui said.
"I still think you are doing this to torment me, are you?" Hitsugaya frowned.
Matsumoto chuckled. "It's getting late, Taichou. You'd better head on to bed."
"Matsumoto, I'm not tired." Hitsugaya mumbled. Matsumoto pouted.
"But, Taichou, we don't want you to be getting too smart, now don't we?"
"That's right. If you were a bit more smarter, then you'd realize..."
Matsumoto and Shunsui ripped off their skins to reveal hideous demonic creatures.
"WE'RE DEMONS!"
Hitsugaya tried to move, But the female demon grabbed him and held him against her chest.
"Got the batter ready?" the demoness asked. "Yeah, let's dunk him!" Grinned the male demon.
Hitsugaya was thrown into a bowl of waffle batter and pressed on a waffle iron.
"Yummy! There's nothing like a delicious batch of kid waffles!" The demoness licked her lips.
"NOOOOO!" Screamed Toushirou.
End Dream.
Hitsugaya gasped and shook his head. 'What a crazy dream.'
Suddenly, he felt something gnawing on his arm.
"DON'T EAT ME!" Hitsugaya's screaming was so loud, that it caused Matsumoto to fall of her couch.
"OW! Taichou, are you all right?" She looked at her captain and saw a squrriel pawing his arm.
"Taichou, it's just a squrriel." Matsumoto frowned.
Hitsugaya stopped and looked. "I knew that!" He frowned at her.
Rangiku sighed. "Look, How about i take over the paperwork today?"
Hitsugaya sighed. "Ok." Matsumoto looked at him. "Do you want me to get some waffles for you, Taichou?"
Hitsugaya's eyes widened in horror. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" His scream echoed across Soul Society.
The end. Or is it?
Draco ninja.
