I own nothing…
-DORK-
I can't believe I actually found the floppy disk that this was on, it must have been under my bed, for like, ever! (Did you know that it is a proven fact of gravity that if you leave something on the bedroom floor for long enough, it will eventually get dragged under the bed? It's true!)
-DORK-
"I have an idea," Selphie said. Everyone looked up from where they were sitting, being bored. The power had gone out a while ago and everyone was either too scared or lazy or not caring to go outside to try to fix it. Irvine was still whining because he had been on the last level of his game when the power went out and he hadn't saved at any time. It was as though he were at a funeral, except that no one else really cared. Other than Squall, who had to sit by him. "We can play this game I heard of a while ago. You sit in a circle and one person starts a story, the next person adds something, and then the next person adds something, until it ends up at the person who began, then that person ends it. Wanna' play?"
"It depends; will we be playing in English or Selphanese?' Squall rolled his eyes.
"Shut up Mr. Boring, sure, I'll play." Yuffie said. "Any one else?"
The room was silent, and then Quistis and Rinoa raised their hands. "Oh," Rinoa said, "You guys are such losers, yeah, we'll all play Selphie."
"No." Vincent glared at her. "I'm not."
"Wanna' bet?" Raine glared back at him.
"…"
"See? Satan'll play." Raine smiled. "And so will everyone else, or do I have to get out Charlie Skullbasher?" Charlie was her name for her favorite weapon, her big ass frying pan. Squall said it was a skillet, but Raine kept saying that it was a frying pan and that she would hit him with it if he didn't shut up. He shut up.
Selphie, Zidane, Dagger, Irvine, Yuffie, Vincent, Quistis, Rinoa, Squall, Raine, Seifer, Cid, and Zell all got into a circle.
"I'll start!" Selphie said. "Let's see. There was this girl, she was probably about ten. She was walking through the woods, when she wasn't suppose too. Her mom had warned her about all of the things that live there, and that most of them would eat her if they met her… Zidane? Your turn!"
"Okay," Zidane thought a moment. "Well, she's walking and walking and walking and walking and walking and walking, when she trips and falls down … Dagger?"
"You suck, you know that?" Dagger said, punching him on the shoulder. "Right, well she tries to get up, but some one or some thing is holding her down, she whips out her knife and begins stabbing, she hears a moan and then finds that she can get up. She dusts her self off, and looks up to see… Irvine?"
"I was soooooooooooooooooooooooooo close…" Irvine looked up to see every one staring at him. "What? Oh, yeah. She sees… this big… pink… uh… ah! I know! She looks up to see a big energizer bunny! It's crying though, she asks, 'What's wrong, Mr. Bunnykins?' The bunny looks up and says, 'I'm soooooo sad. I lost my big drum thingy. Can you help me find it?'"
"That's it?" Yuffie asks. "Thanks for leaving me so many choices. Any way, the girl says sure, and the two begin looking around to see if they can find the drum. The girl finds the drumsticks and the bunny's sunglasses. But that's it. So they look some more and are interrupted when they hear this crunching noise, they look behind them to see another bunny, but this one is green. It says, 'Is this your drum? I'm sorry, I accidentally sat on it. Can I buy you a new one?' The girl says that she would, she was rich you know, and so they decide to see what they can see, and they set off to get to the other side of the forest… Your turn Vinny."
"…my name is Vincent."
"Whatever, your turn."
"The pink one goes ballistic and eats them both. A wolf then eats the pink thing. The End. Happy?"
"NO!" The circle looked up to see Eiko standing in the door way. "That ain't how you end a story. Redo it!"
"…why? That seems like a happy ending to me."
"But you need something more…" Eiko sat down between Vincent and Quistis. "Okay, after eating the pink… what is it?"
"Energizer bunny." Raine said.
"Bunny, the wolf walks off into a near by village, there it walks up to a man and asks, 'where is the best sheep around here?' The man asks, 'Why?' The wolf says. 'Just wondering.' The man says…"
"Good job," Quistis smiled, "That's much better." Vincent rolled his eyes. "The man says, 'why, the best sheep? In my home, of course.' The wolf thanks him and sets off to find a place to sleep for the night.'"
"The wolf falls asleep." Squall says without looking up, he was too busy keeping Irvine from committing suicide.
"You men are soooo boring." Raine rolled her eyes. "Okay, so the wolf finds a nice place to sleep for the night, or so it seems. The man goes to bed and the wolf sneaks into the house, and begins to annoy the sheep. The farmer wakes up hearing it, and goes back to sleep. So, finally the man's wife wakes up, grabs her frying pan-"
"Skillet."
"-Shut up Squall." Raine glared at her son. "Whatever it is! The point is that she beats the crap out of the wolf, blood every where! Guts! Gooey gooey guts! Mahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Every one looked at Raine in horror, she was now standing on Squall, hitting him with each word. Example: "Ha!" bam! "Ha!" bam! Ect.
"Okay…the woman feels guilty about it." Seifer said, grinning. "So she commits suicide."
"What? You call that a story?" Cid said. "Well, the man is happy that the wife is finally gone, so he can inherit her big savings, he's fucking rich now. So he moves out of the little run down shack and lived in a new home. A fucking big mansion."
"And lived happily ever after, eating hotdogs every meal." Zell said, with a faraway look in his eyes… "What?"
"Okay, well, I guess that does it." Vincent said, getting up. "Good bye."
"Where are you going?" Zidane asked. "It's the middle of the night." Vincent ignored him.
"you know what that means, right?" Yuffie asked. "FLASHLIGHT TAG!"
"NO." Was all Vincent said, before slamming the door shut behind him. "BACK! BACK!" They could here him yelling, then he ran in and slammed the door shut again.
"What was it?" Zell asked. "The boogie man."
"NO." Vincent's eyes got wide. "Something worse."
"What's worse than the boogie man?"
Vincent looked at him. "GIRL SCOUTS."
-DORK-
Sorry, this chapter was really short. The next one should be longer! Please review! (and give me some ideas on what they should do.)
