A Switch to a Sitch' in Time
Where am I? What just happened? A few minutes ago, I literally RULED the world! I was IN CONTROL! Everybody had to obey me! ME and just ME! M-E! Me, myself and I! This piece (hot piece) of living material! Yes, I know I'm super modest. What happened, then? All I remember is a bunch of guys (pretty ugly, by the way) getting in MY Throne Room! Can you believe it? I thought "this is a piece of cake to me", but then, just when my hands where filled with plasma and ready to attack, in front of everybody, appeared with flips, kicks and other pirouettes, the most BEAUTIFUL thing (beside me, of course) I had EVER seen! Red hair, green eyes, a slim body perfectly covered by a military black uniform that I just wanted to rip off.
-Give up, Shego! You will NEVER win! - said with a voice that sounded like choir of angels to me…too cheesy? As soon as she finished her sentence, I had recover a little from the impact that so much beauty had caused me and I managed to modulate a few words to show my control
-Give up? ME? HA! Yeah, right. Who will make me?
-I, Kim Possible! -so that's her name…meh, I'll call her Kimmie
-And us! –said the guys that were behind my Kimmie (yeah, MY KIMMIE!)
- Really? You think you will beat ME!? –I said as waves and waves of my soldiers grouped up in front of me waiting for my orders.
As soon as my troops were lined, the dudes started whispering stuff like "well…on a second thought…I have to do…" etc. Cowards.
-GUYS! -said Kimmie nervously- help me, please?
-Kim's is right! We can't back down! Not NOW!-said one of the dudes, he was a brunette one…
-Yeah! -answered the others in unison- we'll beat you, Shego!
-Hahahahaha! That was hilarious!...wait, you're being serious? Let me laugh louder, HAHAHAHAHA- I said and immediately "the dudes" (that's my name for them) bended their heads down in submission and shame. Yeah, that's right, FEAR ME! -you're not thinking on defeating me with…them, are you, Pumpkin? –I stated. Just to lower their spirits a little more.
-C'mon, guys! Don't let her get to you!...wait, Pumpkin? -uh, oh…did I said that out loud?- where did that come from?
-I…I...uh…don't change the theme! -I said, trying to hide my blushing-are we here to fight or not?-everyone agreed to my comment. *sigh* that was close.
-Yeah! Not even the pet names will save you, Shego!-ughh! Let. It. Go!
-Yeah, blah, whatever…can we finish here? I gotta go to bed, I'm exhausted!-I stated to change the topic.
-As you wish, Supreme One-her perfect lips moving perfectly synchronized with the movements of her tongue and the words that slipped out of it with so much perfection it was just overwhelming…I know how much times I used the word perfect and its derivatives, but she's just PERFECT. I wonder how the taste of that perfect tongue is (hey! I said perfect again! Ain't it PERFECT?)…wow! What am I saying? Ugh, I definitely need rest. Oh, by the way, The Supreme One is the name I decided to take. You know, since I rule the world, I AM Supreme-GET THEM!
Her angelic voice took me out of my thoughts, bringing me to real life, without Kimmie in it…yet.
After that "The Dudes" went straight to my army and Kimmie came to get me. We fought, fought and fought, but at the end I won. MY GIRL and her friends were cuffed and I gave my men the order to take em to prison. As beautiful as Kim can be, I CANNOT let people see a weak side of me, or I'll stop being The Supreme One…ironically that's what took me out of my power place...mmm…
After the battle finished and my "foes" (that sounds SO ridiculous, but it's the only word I can come up with right now) were in the dungeon (previously the Middleton High), I went upstairs to my royal room, this whole "ruling the world" business is exhausting. After I reached my destiny, I took my regal cape off, followed by the rest of my clothes, showered, put my pajama on and got ready to get in bed, when I heard combat noise from outside of my room. It was "The Beauty and The Dudes" (hahahahaha! Lame, Shego, lame) who got in MY room by force. Imagine their surprise when they (literally) TORE the door down and saw me in my not-so-discrete, I might say kind of erotic, shorty short sleep wear. Even Kimmie was amused! And her expression was the cutest and most hilarious thing I had EVER seen! I swear, if she opened her mouth a little more, she would have break her jaw! And she was staring at my BOOBS! Like what you see, Kimmie?
-I've heard that's a good way of catching, flies Princess- I stated and she covered her mouth, her chicks were turning red. HA! You're not so tough anymore, are you pumpkin? I decided to mess with her a little more- did you really missed me that much you couldn't wait till the trial? My, my Kim! You must LOVE me! -just with that, her color turned brighter. I heard her muttering a "stop fucking with me!" and then I felt bad. Was I offending her? That wasn't what I was trying to do; I just wanted to play with her a little. But her face getting the color of her hair (like if it was just sucking it) looked so cute to me. I wanted to see it every day for the rest of my life. I wanted her to be my companion, my partner, my GIRLFRIEND. I was so focused on how beautiful my future queen looked, I didn't realize when one of "the dudes" grabbed and cuffed me.
-You're going to prison, Shego- his deep voice getting into mi ears and resonating inside them.
I fought with all I had to break free, but "the dude" was way too strong and my battle for freedom was infructuous. I tried to burn the handcuffs with the flame that comes out of my hands, that fire that's so characteristic on me, but the artifact didn't let go of me, like if its grip around my wrists was the only way for it to stay alive…if it was alive.
My attempts to set myself free were that persistent that, at some point, Kim came from behind me and injected a sedative liquid in my neck.
-Nighty night, your majesty- she said with a sarcastic tone. Even when she's mocking me, she looks so SEXY! Ahem.…anyways, let's continue with the story. When the substance has almost taken over me, I gave Kim an "I'm sorry" look and passed out. That's all I remember, cause after that, all I could think about was Kimmie. Did I hurt her? I didn't mean to…I mean, I said all that because she looked SOOO adorable when her chicks turned a bright tone of red. Thinking about it, she looks adorable all the time...well, almost, when she's being sarcastic she's sexy, with her husky tone, the "bad girl" look on her face…rawr! My mind was filled with dirty thoughts like "I wonder if she has a tattoo?" or "how will her skin look under the moon light?" of course I wouldn't mind answering all those questions…
After a while submerged in my imagination, I woke up in a dark room, so dark I couldn't place myself. Then I realized I was in the only place in my kingdom that didn't have green on it: the dungeon
