AN: YAY!!! Angel is back and bigger with her sequel, THE AFTERMATH: SHERBERT REVISITED!!! For all you spellers out there, I KNOW sherbet doesn't have the second r, but it sounds better when it's yelled that way. BTW, this had nothing to do with the first SHERBERT except that Neville still has Hermione the backup sausage….read THE PLAY to figure out this babble, kay?
THE AFTERMATH: SHERBERT REVISITED!!!
*Neville is stirring a pot of bubbling liquid. Hermione is tied to a nearby stake, her greasy brown bikini half fallen off (I leave it to you to decide which half)*
Neville: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, for the final ingredient!!!
~He grabs Hermione and with a long, loud, and most of all gross *SHLOORRKKKPPPFFF* pulls a long trail of sausages from yet another unexpected orifice.~
Hermione: OOH!!! That felt goooooood!
Neville: You're sick and perverted and really gorgeous!!! ~He gives her a long laviscous kiss then walks to the cauldron of liquid. He drops on the sausages, and the thing starts to froth and bubble…~
##Dramatic music and fade to scene with Harry and Ron searching under the bushes for Hermione##
Ron: Hermi, Hermi my love!!!
Harry: Since when is she just YOUR love?
Ron: What?!!
Harry: She's been knocking up half the Gryffindors, didn't you know?
Ron: The bitch!!! I'll avada kedavra her arse when I get my hands on her….mm, and what a lovely arse it is…
Harry: Goddamn you are obsessive
$#*Right about now Neville apparates with Hermione at his side. She is wearing her whole bikini now (much to the disgust of Ron) and Neville is holding a really fancy boomerang$#*
Neville: Har har!! Me and my Hermi and my boomerang are about to take over the world!!! Oh yeah, and I had sex!!!
Harry: With a boomerang? You too? I though I was the only one!!!
%$# The whole lot are now staring at him. He looks at his feet%$#
Harry: (mumbling and embarrassed) But I was drunk…honestly I was.
Neville: Who cares you gay arsehole?
Harry: (still mumbling, and looking redder than Ron's hair) M'not gay…
Hermione: Anyway, I'm about to have Neville JR.!!!
Ron: WHAT???!!! But you've been out of the fic for like three lines!!
Hermione: We're in a fic?
%$#Angelwriter steps into the fic and thanks Bella silently for the idea…J%$#
Hermione: Who the hell are you?
Angelwriter: I'm the one who made you pregnant!
Hermione: Bitch!! I suppose it was you who gave me that damn morning sickness too huh?
Angelwriter: Yup.
%$# They proceed to run madly around, Hermione trying to decapitate angel and angel laughing like the maniac she is%$#
Ron: Screw that, ho come she's pregnant?
Harry: I told you, she's been banging half of Gryffindor!!!
Hermione: (who stops chasing angel for a moment, and angel looks around to see what's going on. She smacks into a wall and is knocked out…DAMN!!! Didn't mean to write that…)Gryffindor? You mean Hogwarts!
Harry&Ron: WHAT???!!!
Neville: But it is my baby, right?
Hermione: You wish!! It's *dun dun duh... (dramatic music)* DRACO"S!!!
AN: and that's it for today, later you will find out more about the baby….thanks to BF for the 'entering the story' idea. STOP FIGHTING WITH TANNI!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHAT TO YOU IF YOU"RE FIGHTING!!!??? Ahem.. Well, r&r s'il vous plait, and don't forget, FLAMES WILL BE EXTINGUISHED!!!
THE AFTERMATH: SHERBERT REVISITED!!!
*Neville is stirring a pot of bubbling liquid. Hermione is tied to a nearby stake, her greasy brown bikini half fallen off (I leave it to you to decide which half)*
Neville: MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now, for the final ingredient!!!
~He grabs Hermione and with a long, loud, and most of all gross *SHLOORRKKKPPPFFF* pulls a long trail of sausages from yet another unexpected orifice.~
Hermione: OOH!!! That felt goooooood!
Neville: You're sick and perverted and really gorgeous!!! ~He gives her a long laviscous kiss then walks to the cauldron of liquid. He drops on the sausages, and the thing starts to froth and bubble…~
##Dramatic music and fade to scene with Harry and Ron searching under the bushes for Hermione##
Ron: Hermi, Hermi my love!!!
Harry: Since when is she just YOUR love?
Ron: What?!!
Harry: She's been knocking up half the Gryffindors, didn't you know?
Ron: The bitch!!! I'll avada kedavra her arse when I get my hands on her….mm, and what a lovely arse it is…
Harry: Goddamn you are obsessive
$#*Right about now Neville apparates with Hermione at his side. She is wearing her whole bikini now (much to the disgust of Ron) and Neville is holding a really fancy boomerang$#*
Neville: Har har!! Me and my Hermi and my boomerang are about to take over the world!!! Oh yeah, and I had sex!!!
Harry: With a boomerang? You too? I though I was the only one!!!
%$# The whole lot are now staring at him. He looks at his feet%$#
Harry: (mumbling and embarrassed) But I was drunk…honestly I was.
Neville: Who cares you gay arsehole?
Harry: (still mumbling, and looking redder than Ron's hair) M'not gay…
Hermione: Anyway, I'm about to have Neville JR.!!!
Ron: WHAT???!!! But you've been out of the fic for like three lines!!
Hermione: We're in a fic?
%$#Angelwriter steps into the fic and thanks Bella silently for the idea…J%$#
Hermione: Who the hell are you?
Angelwriter: I'm the one who made you pregnant!
Hermione: Bitch!! I suppose it was you who gave me that damn morning sickness too huh?
Angelwriter: Yup.
%$# They proceed to run madly around, Hermione trying to decapitate angel and angel laughing like the maniac she is%$#
Ron: Screw that, ho come she's pregnant?
Harry: I told you, she's been banging half of Gryffindor!!!
Hermione: (who stops chasing angel for a moment, and angel looks around to see what's going on. She smacks into a wall and is knocked out…DAMN!!! Didn't mean to write that…)Gryffindor? You mean Hogwarts!
Harry&Ron: WHAT???!!!
Neville: But it is my baby, right?
Hermione: You wish!! It's *dun dun duh... (dramatic music)* DRACO"S!!!
AN: and that's it for today, later you will find out more about the baby….thanks to BF for the 'entering the story' idea. STOP FIGHTING WITH TANNI!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHAT TO YOU IF YOU"RE FIGHTING!!!??? Ahem.. Well, r&r s'il vous plait, and don't forget, FLAMES WILL BE EXTINGUISHED!!!
