iEavesdrop
This is set during the episode 'iThink They Kissed'. I think all the dialogue is right, but sorry if it isn't. I am planning to upload more chapters to this, which will be non-linear and unrelated to each-other.
Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly. If I did, there would have been heaps more spam.
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Spencer's POV:
Heading back home from the Armenian bakery, I arrived at the door to my apartment, and began to get the keys out of my pocket. Just as I fished them out, I began to hear Sam, Freddie and Carly's voices from inside. I didn't really care at first, until I heard what they were saying.
'How long did you guys kiss?', I heard Carly say anxiously.
So they did kiss? I thought Freddie was into Carly? I waited to hear the answer, pressing my ear against the door.
'I dunno...', Freddie said.
'Like... Seven seconds?', Sam answered.
'Seven, eight?', I heard Freddie's voice again.
I heard footsteps coming from around the corner and quickly stood up straight, casually leaning against the door. I didn't want to look suspicious or anything...
An old lady walked past, glancing at me briefly before continuing down the hall. When she was out of sight I pressed my ear back against the door.
'Yeah... I mean, did you guys... You know... Like it?', I took in a sharp intake of breath as I heard Carly's question.
Did they like it? Did Sam like it? The thought hadn't crossed my mind before, but for some reason, it bothered me. I mean, sure, Sam is the only girl I've ever met who would join me in my eccentric ideas, but that annoying age difference is still there. I know she has a crush on me, but I don't have any feelings for her, right?
Wrong.
The silence was overwhelming as I waited for their answers. She probably did like it, but I couldn't bear to hear it. I'd rather not know.
I took a deep breath and thought of some ridiculous story before turning the key in the lock and barging into the apartment.
'CARLY! Where's my banjo?', I shouted, trying to sound normal. Well, normal for me.
'It's over there near your robot, but-', Carly started.
'Yeah! Woo!', I said as I picked up the instrument.
'Why do you need your banjo all of a sudden?', Sam asked.
'Cause I was just across the street at this Armenian bakery and I met this girl who was buying some lamajune so I started chatting her up and it turns out she loves banjo music!', I paused briefly to play a tune on the banjo before continuing, 'She's gonna freak!'
I ran out of the apartment as quickly as I'd come in.
Wait, were they tied up with duct tape?
