The true ending of The Avengers.
The Nuclear missile flew towards New York, and it was as if all hope was lost. Then suddenly, out of nowhere, Iron Man flew into the missile in his Mark XXV Heavy Construction suit, using the powerful pnuematic actuators to grip onto the bomb.
"Jarvis, activate high powered heavy lifting jets!" Iron Man yelled.
"Sir, you do know that you could die if-"
"I don't care! This isn't for me, this is for humanity!"
Iron Man flew into the portal connecting Chitauri space with earth's atmosphere, screaming.
BOOOOOOOOOOM!
1000000000000000000000000 years have passed. Iron Man's mind has been erased, and he has made 56 new suits. He now has a mark LXVII Nuclear defense suit on, and is going through a mind massage on the alien planet he has seeked asylum on when suddenly:
"Jarvis rebooting"
Thousands of years of memories suddenly are remembered in Iron Mans brain, sparked by Jarvis' voice. He remembers what he is doing. Who he is.
Back on Earth...
"The portal is nearly closed!" Says Captain America.
"Hulk miss Metal Man" Says the Hulk.
Suddenly, just before the timewarping portal closes, the Immortal Iron Man, trapped in consious cryogenic statis in his supersuit, lands on Earth screaming:
"I remember... I AM IRON MAAAAANN!"
Then, as a giant alien snake dies in mid - air, it falls on iron man, crushing his supersuit and exposing his body to the air, rendering him dead.
"Sooooo..." says Captain America. " Anyone want tacos?"
So the Avengers went and had tacos, while Loki died of a broken spine from his beating from Hulk and the Joker from DC comics used Batmans Universe Crosser to come to the Marvel universe, and dumped Iron Man in the sewer.
This ending was hated by everyone, and so Marvel went broke, and no horrible movies like Wolverine X - Men origins were made.
HAAAAALEIGHLUYAAAAA!
