Did You Get Yours Today?
Summary: Shortly after Thriller Bark, a bored SI trolls Sanji
Story Start: The Thousand Sunny, Morning Hours
Daniel sighed, fiddling with one of his pistols in its holster, bored out of his mind. Thriller Bark had been fun, in that heart constantly in your throat kind of way you get when you visit one of the really good horror house places or watch an excellent horror film, but now it was clear skies all around and Nami was lounging on her lawn chair reading the paper without a single twitch showing she thought they were going to hit increment weather any time soon.
Sighing again, Daniel swept his eyes around the deck, looking for something to entertain himself. He then spotted Sanji practicing kicks while a further look around showed Robin near Daniel reading a book, occasionally looking up when Sanji winced. The poor guy hadn't quite recovered fully from his attempt to ring Kuma's bell but the blond cook could be as stubborn as Zorro sometimes. Grinning evilly, Daniel thought 'Perfect!'
With that, he casually strode over, leaning in close to Robin and whispered in her ear. A moment later, the archeologist brought her hand up to her mouth and chuckled as she said "Oh, Mr. Richardson, you are such an evil person!"
"Ain't I just?" Daniel asked, evil grin still in place as he asked "So are you up to it?"
"If you are willing to face Sanji's wrath than I believe that I am indeed 'up to it'." Robin said with a smile, and the two retreated inside the ship, moving to get into better position. They came out of the doorway to the kitchen with Daniel's arm around Robin's shoulders and as they walked past the cook he began singing.
~"Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay, Did you get yours today? I got mine yesterday, that's why I walk this way."~
You could feel the rage boiling over in Sanji as they walked past, feeling as if a campfire suddenly had a gallon of gasoline dumped on it. The next instant, Sanji let out a roar of rage as he shouted "Die you bastard!"
Even as he quickly leapt away from Robin to avoid the berserk chef, Daniel started cackling and said "Geeze, Sanji, I know you've never been laid before, but you don't have to take your frustrations out on me!"
"I'm gonna filet you, you shitty gunman!" Sanji roared, causing Daniel to cackle even louder as he led the man around the ship, throwing out further taunts.
From where she was still standing after Sanji had begun his attack, Robin let out an honest laugh and said "Ah, I do genuinely love this crew!" Still chuckling to herself, she went back to where she had left her book, sitting down with an open smile even as she used her powers to continue watching the show.
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I had this pop up in my head when I was making my home from the Wal-Mart Supercenter after buying some socks. My mind comes up with some weird stuff at the oddest times.
