Title: Lions, and Tigers and Bears Oh My!
Rating: K+
Pairing: Alex/Kelly
Disclaimer: I do NOT own anything or anyone associated with the WWE I only own this plot...
Author's note: This fic is dedicated to Pum PumpKin Witch who is super awesome for sending in this request.
"Ok tent, chairs, and grill" Alex muttered aloud the list of things they would need for the camping trip. He glanced at everything he had jammed into the back of his SUV. "Um… Let's see what else is already packed" He scanned all the provisions in the back of the car.
"Uh...We've got the Bug spray, the utensils, a first -aid-"
"So are we going to see any Bears?" A voice came from behind making Alex jump and drop the flash light he had been holding.
"What Kelly?" He asked turning around to find his blond girlfriend curiously staring back at him.
"I do you think we'll see bears?" She repeated.
"We-"He began but was interrupted by Kelly.
"Wait! What if they attack?!" She exclaimed her eyes widening.
"I highly doubt-"Alex tried again.
"Does peeing yourself really make them leave you alone?" She asked. Alex raised an eyebrow at the question, realizing that Kelly should stop watching those wildlife survival shows. Before, he could even open his mouth to respond.
"Wait! What if bears attack, and we pee ourselves and it doesn't work?" Kelly rapidly asked.
He quizzically looked back at his girlfriend and attempted to process the question, but his thinking process was obstructed by Kelly wrapping her arms around him squeezing fearfully. Continuing her rapid fire rant " The we'll have to fight them! I don't want to have to bite the bears on the nose Alex!".
At this point the only reply Alex could honestly give was laughing at the absurdity of Kelly's camping scenario.
"What?! Why are you laughing?!" Kelly questioned sternly pulling away from him.
"This is serious Alex!" She exclaimed while swatting his arm. Once his laughing fit had subsided, he pulled his now scowling girlfriend into a firm embrace. He gently held her chin to tilt her head up so his gaze could meet hers.
"We might see some bears, we might not. I highly doubt they'll attack. They're more scared of us than you think" He stated with a soothing tone.
The blond maintained a look of skepticism.
"But what if-" She attempted to rant again, but was silenced by Alex's finger lightly placed upon her lips.
"If they do attack I'll be there to protect you, ok babe?" He finished giving her a peck on the lips. Kelly's features relaxed.
"Ok" she replied than after a moment's pause.
Quickly her face became serious as she asked "You'll pee and bite the bear's nose right?". Sighing he knew his city raised girlfriend was serious.
"Yes" He answered to reassure her. Smiling Kelly expressed her gratitude for her protector by kissing him deeply. When they broke from their lip lock, Kelly's light blue eyes staring into Alex's dark brown.
"Kelly" He said pausing.
"Yeah?"
"Please no more wild life survival shows" He stated kissing the top of her head.
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