Harry Potter and the Unexpected Plot Twist II: In which that was easy.
Inspired by a Bumper Sticker on Facebook….no joke.
Note: This is probably not for Twilight fans….
Dedicated to MyDearLizzie and Archerelf….because I said so.
It was the day of the Final Showdown between Harry Potter and Voldemort. Harry was in the Entrance Hall of Hogwarts preparing to fight to the death; after one last hug from Hermione and doing his and Ron's secret handshake Harry headed outside to meet Voldemort. It was an unusually sunny day for Scotland and Harry couldn't help but wonder if this was some sort of sign that he would win. Voldemort was getting to the end of his posturing about how he would defeat Harry once and for all when everything changed. There was a burst of light and everyone (including Old Snakeface) shielded their eyes form the intensity. Suddenly standing where the light had been was a man…teen…thing that was possibly a vampire since it seemed to be sucking the blood out of a deer…but that was impossible because no book Harry had ever read mentioned that Vampires….sparkled when they were in sunlight.
Seconds later when Harry was able to get past the…sparkling thing…whoever it was stood and threw the deer carcass away.
"Hey! This isn't Forks." He said giving everyone a good look at his face.
Harry nearly stepped back…whoever this was had an uncanny resemblance to Cedric Diggory. The next words spoken made Harry realize that he wasn't alone in this thought.
"Vampires do not sparkle. Twenty Points from Hufflepuff." Snape's silky voice said.
Sparkle!Cedric (as Harry had resolved to call him) ignored Snape's statement and just turned to look at Voldemort.
"Do I dazzle you?" he asked
Voldemort seemed to see the resemblance to the young life he had made Wormtail cut short as well because he began screaming.
"You're still alive?" he screamed
It took only seconds for Voldemort to stop moving because his head had violently exploded raining blood and bits down on everyone gathered there. Harry looked at the headless corpse of Voldemort.
"That was easy." He said turning to go back inside and tell everyone gathered there about Sparkle!Cedric.
