Disclaimer: Do not own TMNT, named authors, or certain named food products. Only own me.

Note: Story is about just plain randomness and has no real plot. All ideas are of my creation unless noted. If any disorders are mentioned, I am not dissing anyone who has that disorder on any level. Comprenez? Good. I will also give a title to each chapter, hinting on what the chapter is about.

Chapter 1

Who let the clones out?

In the City called the Big Apple, it was a dismal and dreary day. It was dark, wet, and even hailing every now and then. Not a soul could be seen out of any buildings, for they would be considered crazy if they did. Four people unknown, and unseen, was running from rooftop to rooftop until they made it to their desired location, and made their way down to the known level. These people were turtles. Mutant turtles to be exact. Humanesque but still turtles none the less. Each wearing a different colored bandana, and had different kinds of weapons. Making their way into a large studio, they silently made their way into what looked like a kitchen.

"Great, just great. They call us here and nobody's home." One of the turtles cried out.

"Raph, shut it will yeah? They probably went out to get something and will be back shortly." Another turtle responded.

"Owie! Who put this stool here?" A third cried out.

"You probably would have seen it if there was light." The fourth turtle responded as he turned on the lights.

"Mike, can you be any more ninjaesque?" Raph asked the third turtle.

"Yes, I can, but I choose to be when I want to be." Mike replied, heading for the cabinet and grabbed an already opened bag of chips and started eating.

"Come on you two, we're going to see if anyone is here." The third turtle spoke as he headed out of the kitchen and into the living room.

"Fine, o great and fearless leader." Raph complained.

"Will you quit complaining and hurry up. You know what Raph; I think Tyger's personality is rubbing off on you." Leo replied.

"Leo, actually they do have the same anger and leadership issues. It's just that Tyger shows it more in a more verbal way." The second turtle commented.

"Yeah, Leo, Donny's got a point there. Tyger is just like Raph, but more verbal than physical." Mike spoke between crunches of the chips.

"Well, she is not completely just like Raph; she does have some of my and your qualities." Donny replied.

"Oh yeah, I forgot." Mike replied.

Leo stopped in front of the dojo, shhshed everyone and pointed to the door.

"There's someone in there." Leo whispered.

"You know, it could be the girls." Mike whispered back.

"And leave the rest of the place dark? Plausible, but not likely." Don spoke.

Being the one closest to the door, Raph opened the door to the dojo, looked inside and asked:

"Okay Don, when did you create Mike clones and why so many?"

"What are you talking about Raph? Cloning is far from being perfected, and is considered banned in most places." Don replied.

"Then explain this." Raph responded as he opened the door all the way and stepped to the side.

Indeed there was Mike clones. Eight of them to be exact. All were the same, down to the last freckle. They were grouped together and suddenly started doing a synchronized kata with their nunchuku.

"This is totally awesome." Mike cried out in joy as he gleefully watched the eight clones like he was in a theatre watching a movie.

"This is impossible. There is no way that there can be clones, even of Mikey. Their looks are just like the original." Donny exclaimed as he looked at every one of the clones.

"I say we get rid of them all." Raph grunted as he gripped his Sais.

"I say we keep 'em." Mike exclaimed.

"Anyone know what's going on here?" Leo piped up.

Suddenly stopping, the clones formed a circle and took up a fighting stance that was just like Mike's. Not knowing what to do, the guys stood where they were and stared.

End of chapter 1.

Where did the clones come from? Who made them? What will the guys do now? Find out in the next chapter.

P.S. I also have a songfic posted that is not listed on the main turtle fanfic list. It's listed under my Authored Stories.