Wa ha ha ha ha!! I Love Halloween, yah so I'm 15, who the hell cares? I'm going trick-or-treating baby! Free candy ^____^
What kind of question is that? "Do I own One Piece?" Hell, I don't even own 96.2% of the clothes I wear….
Includes ZxS yaoiness. Doctors Orders
OOC? This is how it was meant to be BaBy!
But any way, on with the Halloween special story!
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Somewhere on the surface of a massive ocean, sailed the crew of the proud "Going Merry". It was a rather casual night. So casual, that it could even be classified as a boring night. Everybody, being done with their daily routine chores, took pleasure in gathering on the main deck and rest in a position of their choice, stand, sit, lean, whatever.
Luffy decided that it would be best for Sanji to sit in his lap, so he took full advantage of his rubber powers and grabbed him by the shoulders on the other side of the deck and contracted his arms to greet him. Success, Luffy realized that Sanji was still a bit confused of his whereabouts, so he took the moment to his benefit and ran his hands across Sanji's smooth stomach while whispering in his ear "Hey, my lovely cook". It only took a split second for Sanji to render the situation he was in, and when he did, his eye, or possibly his Eyes went wide.
*Thwack!*
Luffy's Head boggled around for a while due to it being kicked back, curtsy of Sanji. He walked back with a significant blush on his face, to his original spot right next to his real lover, who was taking a nap at the moment, Zoro. Now, they have been somewhat of an item for a good while, but who would of thought, Zoro was way more open about their relationship than the former 'Ladies Man', Sanji, who in return turned out to be quite shy, to show 'large' amounts of public affection anyway.
As Sanji sat down, he promptly laid his head in the junction of Zoro's neck and shoulder, getting comfortable on the sleeping man. Silence fell on the crew, they all gazed at the diamond sky... until the Navigator, Nami spoke up...
"Hey guys, did you ever have Halloween in your town? Its about that time of year you know".
Usop Sighed heavily, "Yah... that was the only time I wouldn't get into trouble for my pranks, I won't get to celebrate it this year, huh? What about you Sanji? were you, or are you a trick-or-treater?" Usop looked toward him.
"Well, considering I've been on a boat full of smelly old ex-pirates almost all my life, I would have to say, no" he replied with a obvious tone. "Can you imagine? Dozens of cranky men, handing out candy with a smile, in a costume. Never in a thousand years!" Though, the thought of Zef in a bright red lobster costume did bring a chuckle to his lips.
"What about.." Nami was about to ask Zoro the same question but realized he was still very much asleep so she changed her mind, "You, Luffy?"
"Yah, My town celebrated Halloween, but it didn't matter, they didn't give out meat... and.." Luffy started to tear. "Shanks always stole my candy!"
"Halloween wasn't all about candy" Nami informed.
"Didn't they ever tell you ghost stories?" Usop butted in.
"Nah.." Sanji added "But looking at the crusty old man was scary enough." Everyone snickered at that remark. Then silence fell again...
"Hey Guys" Usop raised his hand for attention "I know a good ghost story, wanna hear?"
"Is it about running out of MEAT!!??" Panic took over Luffy, as he would not want THAT of all things to happen. He looked toward Sanji's way for some conformation.
"NO, you idiot" Usop Beamed.
"well you gotta admit, that would be horrible!" Luffy defended
As a small quarrel rose, a mammoth size charcoal cloud curled over the moon making things not too far from pitch black..
"ANYWAY" Usop lit a match and held it in front of his face for dramatization. He then took a deep breath as indication of his story beginning....
" It all began on a calm night, like this one. Somewhere out there, a skanky, greedy little girl had some big plans to go egg another little kids house. Prier to that day, the skanky one had heard on the news that, tomorrow night had a possible chance of rain. Repulsed by the thought, she decided to make an 'Anti-Rain Good luck charm' crafted out of some tissue and string. The final product resembled something like a ghost. She hung it from her window and waited till the next day. Apparently her Karma had caught up to her, because when she opened her curtain, it was nothing but a downpour! In her hot rage, as her nostrils flared, the skanky one grabbed the tiny good luck creation and ripped its head off with relative ease and threw it out the window. The little tissue doll melted into the cement as each water drop hit it repeatedly. It some how oozed an eerie aura..."
Usop broke for a pause and took a look around to see his audience.
Nami looked and was all ears, same for Luffy. Usop's story had captured their interest.
As for Sanji, he did not show much attention but nonetheless, was listening intently. Did he ever mention that he hates ghost stories?!? Worry started to take over his mind while he shivered due to the prickly wind hitting his skin. The story continued...
"That night as the greedy girl got ready to hit the hay, she noticed her window was left open. Without giving it a second thought, she closed it and turned off her lights. As she lay in the dark room, her door slowly squeaked open... she looked toward the door but couldn't see anything, so dismissed that occurrence as well. She closed her eyes and tried to relax.. this time, she heard low groans. As soon as she opened her eyes to view what was happening, multiple thin ropes were tossed around her neck and saw none other than the little tissue doll she had made, only this time it was standing at about her height with a wicked grin. It took steps, closer and closer, and the rope around her neck became tighter and tighter…"
The sea below them settled down, becoming deathly quite.. The only things that could be heard were the rhythmic squeaks of the rickety wood with each sway, and the dark whispers of Usop.
At this point, every one was leaning forward. Itching to hear what was next.
Sanji's breathing paced a bit faster and his heart pounded like a jackhammer. His head swarmed with bloody images of a headless body. He didn't want Usop to finish though he already knew what was going to happen.
"the rope got tighter and TigHter and TIGHTER UNTIL... HER HEAD-"
"WHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Sanji let out a clenching scream and sent the whole crew's hair standing straight up.
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To be continued…
Hey, still trying to imagine the tissue doll I described? Well their called "teru teru Bozu" look it up on google on images if you wanna see.
I know you need to eat and use the John, so I'll give you some time to do that…
But while your in there, think about what your gonna say in your review..
You know you wanna do it… we can make sandwiches..
Hehe, any one ever hear that song? Its pretty twisted..
Hey! Stop reading this and go! Times-a-ticking,,
…. Good child..
