HEY! This was supposed to be my first story since I started writing this before my actual first story called "Full Metal Alchemist 'Dare Party!'" But, anyways, I hope you enjoy it and PLEASE REVIEW! Give me ideas, comments, sentence enhancers, and whatever the hell floats your boat! I'll be whenever I feel like it so DON'T BE LATE! Thanks for reading!
Chapter ONE
It was a late Wednesday afternoon, after Carly Shay, Sam Puckett, and Freddy Benson, spent a long, exhausting day at their middle school in Seattle, Washington. Sam, the tall girl with curly blonde hair and in need of anger management, came in to Cary's apartment, which was hosting Freddy, the brunette 'nerd' of Shays' gang, Carly, the average brunette, long haired, brains of the group, and Spencer, Cary's older brother who was supposed to be mature, but failed to do so and became their 'weirdo' artist.
"Hey, Carls," She cheerfully greeted, "Hello, Nub-face" she blandly greeted to Freddy as he sat at Cary's kitchen counter looking on the Computer.
"Hey, Sam," Carly replied, "Are you ready to go review over tonight's web show?"
"Sure, but can I grab a meatball or two outta the fridge?" *A/N: By one meatball or two, she means the whole supply that is held inside of the refrigerator.
"No" Carly answered bluntly
"Well, it's almost time to start" Freddy said, ignoring Sam's previous insult.
So, Carly and the gang headed up the stairs to where their web show studio was held on the third floor. They prepared themselves for the show, with Freddy's usual introduction to the beginning of the show.
"Okay, we begin in 5-4-3-2—"He started the camera and their show began
"She's Carly!" Sam excitedly said as she pointed to Carly.
"She's Sam!" Carly exclaimed pointing to Sam.
"And this is iCarly!" they said both together.
"Now, to start out our show we are going to show you our fa-"Carly brusquely stopped as a bright light entered through the back of the studio.
There was a loud crash, followed by what sounded like a bunch of falling tin cans, and then a rather loud conversation started pervading throughout the room. It sounded like three voices bickering.
"-Sure you went to the right place?" asked a voice that sounded like it was coming from a man.
"Yeah, I'm sure, colonial bastard!" Yelled a somewhat fifteen or sixteen year old raspy voice.
"Would you call me a bastard anymore if I burned that little antenna of yours off?" Said the grown voice.
"Well, I'll just use alchemy to turn that 'handsome' face of yours into a hideous THING!" Said the raspy voice.
"Aah, I'm soo scared, maybe I should get a microscope to see this hideous threat I'm hearing!"
"Who're you calling a bean sized shrimp that's so small its brain is the size of a microscopic flea?"
"Geez, Nii-san, he didn't say that much" retorted a very metallically muffled voice worriedly.
"I know, BUT HE WAS THINKING IT! "exclaimed the raspy voice until the muffled voice interrupted.
"No"
"Okay…" the raspy voice said, and then almost inaudibly said "we'll finish this later."
"First, let's figure out where we are." Interrupted the older voice.
A short, blonde boy stepped out from behind the curtains. He had a small lock of hair sticking straight up, a braid, and a large red over coat with a black symbol the back that looked that similar to a snake intertwining with a cross and a small crown with wings hovering above it. He turned around, and his golden eyes were as large as they appeared to could have gotten to see the trio standing across the room, their eyes were just as wide as the being standing before them.
"Al…" the blonde said.
"Yeah?" Answered the muffled voice, but then a large suit of armor stepped out beside the blonde, who was pointed straight towards Carly and the others.
"Who are they, Nii-san?" asked the suit of armor he called 'Al'.
"I have no idea-"
"That's it!" Exclaimed the older voice "If we are outside of Shambala again, I'm going to burn yo-"He had stopped after walking out next to the others.
The last one had short, black hair, a cold look in his eye, and was wearing what looked like a blue and gold military uniform from another country. To Carly, he was the one, jet-black haired-bad boy she had been longing for, ah, just the thought of his lips on hers made her feel slightly dizzy.
"Uhm, do any of you freaks happen to have any fried chicken on you?" Sam asked.
"Sam!" Carly exclaimed, thinking she was being rude to the three misfits standing before them.
"What?" She asked ignorantly.
"You're being rude to these fr- I mean fine gentlemen!" She said, not surprised at Sam's ignorance.
"I still don't understand how you let Envy get us into this mess;" The older, black-haired man said, ignoring Sam's question, "I thought you were a genius!"
"Well, this wouldn't have happened if you were even the tiniest suspicious about Lt. Ross." Yelled the blonde.
"Well, now that you point it out, didn't Ross have a mole underneath her left eye when we last met in the ruins between Xing and Amestris?"
"That's what I was trying to tell you before we got to the gate, you dumbass!"
"No need for name calling, now, or I'll light you on fire." Said the black-haired man, wearing a teasing smile.
While the other two bickered, the suit of armor called 'Al' walked over to the confused, yet intimidated trio.
"Uh, hello," Al Introduced, "my name is Alphonse, but you can call me Al if you want. I'm sorry about the way my older brother is acting."
"Let me guess," Carly said, "The tall one is your older brother, am I right?"
"Oh, no, no, he's just Colonial Mustang, the other one's my older brother."
"That's your older brother, "Sam chuckled, "man, he's too short to be your BIG brother. Ha-ha!"
"Please don't say that, he-" the blonde abruptly interrupted the tin can.
"What do you mean SHORT?" He yelled.
"What?" Sam asked.
"I am NOT some flea-sized midget who is too short for even a microscope to see!" The blonde ranted.
"Geez, talk about temperamental."
"Freddy," Carly whispered.
"Yeah?" he replied.
"We're still live, aren't we."
"Yeahuh."
"Uh-oh, umm," she turned to the camera, "well, that's all for tonight, until next time!"
"And tune in next time to icarly!" Sam spoke from behind Carly.
"Bye!" They simultaneously called and Freddy turned off the camera.
