The war doctor walked around his tardis counsel, contemplating life in the time war. Suddenly there was a blinding flash of white light, and something knocked him away from the center control thingy. "what is going on?" he yelled. "plot convince!" a familiar voice shouted back. "oh not him again" he mumbled under his breath. He got back up and looked at the very unwelcome visitors. A young man dressed in a pin stripe suit, a younger man in a tweed jacket and bow tie, and an older man with a almost shaved head and black leather jacket.
"whats going on, me?" the war doctor asked angrily. Ten and eleven went to answer at the same time, noticed each other, yelled angrily, and began fighting. Nine tried to stop them, but was knocked down the stairs. War doctor rolled his eyes, and separated his two future selves from killing each other. "behave. Now, what is this all about?" "he messed everything up!" they answered in unison, causing them to go back at each others throats. War doctor threw up his hands in frustration, witch caused him to hit nine, sending him back down the stairs.
The two future doctors finally stooped fighting and explained. "i was going back in time to get chips..." ten said. "at the same time I was going back in time to get a ray gun..." eleven said. "and they kinda crashed" nine said from down on the floor, to afraid to get up. "so we meat each other, and decided..." "that we should change our lives for the better!" the two other doctors said very quickly. They smiled brilliantly. War doctor starred. "that's a really bad story." he said. "who on earth is writing this slope?" "stop breaking the fourth wall." exclaimed nine as he got up, and deiced to eat a banana. "i cant talk you out of this can I?" the war doctor asked the other two.
They shock there heads while simultaneously trying to kill each other with there sonic screwdrivers. "well then" war doctor sighed. "lets get this over with." the two other doctors stooped fighting, and began fiddling with the central control panel. Nine tried to get up to join them, but slipped on the banana peel. With a shake, the tardis arrived at its first detestation. The three doctors threw on their coats and stepped out onto the London docks.
"if we are doing this, were doing this right." the war doctor said. "seeing as you two hate each other for some reason, and nine..." at this moment, nine tripped and fell into the water. "...yeah. Im in charge. Where are we?" both ten and eleven wiped there sonics out... and immediately began arguing about witch was better. Nine tried to use his, but electrocuted himself because he was still in the water. The war doctor rolled his eyes and did the scanning himself. "right." he interrupted the other doctors. "we are at London, 2006 right before the slithen arrive."
"how do you know about the slithen?" asked nine as he climbed out of the water. "i watch tv. Duh" war doctor said. "anyways, sandshoes you will impersonate the prime minister. Eleven, go with nine and take care of the spaceship. Ill handle the big problem. Remember, don't interact with the old doctor." while ten grumbled about being called sandshoes, and nine grumbled about being called old, the four doctors started of. A couple hours later, the war doctor arrived at the Tyler apartment. He knocked at the door. Rose answered it. He punched her in the face.
"always wanted to do that. Destroy the universe for your boyfriend will you?" with that he left, humming happily. Meanwhile, nine and eleven had managed to sneak aboard the slithen ship and were wiring it to exploded. Since there's not really anything funny about that, lets move on. Ten had successfully managed to knock out the prime minister, and was prepared to catch the slitheen when they turned up. Unfortunately, he looked nothing like the prime minister, and was promptly thrown in jail.
At the same time, the war doctor, believing that the other doctors had the slitheen handled, he went down to a tee shop, and ordered some biscuits. Meanwhile, the charges aboard the alien spaceships went of prematurely, while nine was still in it. Back with ten again, he managed to get out of his cell, only to run into more guards. "look, a distraction!" he yelled. The guards grabbed him and threw him back in the cell again. At the same time, the war doctor was enjoying his biscuits. Meanwhile, eleven was trying to find nine, eventually locating him stuck in a shop window, were the explosion had flung him.
Finally all four doctors meat back at the tardis. Ten and eleven immediately started fighting again, knocking nine into the water again. The war doctor just sighed ans shook his head.
