Bow chika wow wow~!

Ok…I've got to stop saying that…that's the fifth time in the past two minutes….

My lappy is a turtle…

A…very dirty turtle….no! Not in that way!

Hehe…balls….

GO FUCK A MONKEY!

Go listen to Eddie Rath…CRANK DAT UCHIHA!

Oh look…there goes Pete…and Carl….they both just fell out of the window….let me go find the body bag….

GO BOW AT THE FEET OF THE ULTIMATE SEME, TOBI!

He may be the ultimate seme…but I'm the ultimate uke….

LOOK WHAT CHU DID!

is awesome….lol…

I LOVE you…

Zetsu has a peanut butter-coated penis…

KISAME'S TASTES LIKE FISH!

Oh, I wonder why…?

CUZ HE'S MADE OF POTATO-SALAD!

COOKIES AND CREAM, BITCH!

Turtle cake….OMG THAT'S WHAT I HAVE TO MAKE FOR TOBI'S BIRTHDAY!

What flavor lollipop is that?

Turtle flavor…

NOOOO! MELLO FLAVORED!

I know what Mello's mouth tastes like…I learned this in a dream…

Sempai is apparently seductive….

I still am confused how though….

Waffles? No...

Pancakes? No...

Tacos? HELL YEAH! XD

I am feeling FAT and SASSY, XD

Do you want to go see a movie?

Mah spoon is too big...Mah SPOON is too BIG! Mah spoon is too biiig~...I AM A BANANA!

Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?

I LIVE IN A GIANT BUCKET.

and now...ANGRY TICKS SPIRE OUT OF MY NIPPLES!

Life is good! :D

THE MONKEY POURED COFFEE IN MAH BOOTS!

You mean people are watching us right now?

Right now!

...

But I'm not wearing any PANTS.

Me neither! :D

THERE IS A GIANT EYEBALL! AND IT IS LOOKING AT US!

I am drawn towards this- *explodes*

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU! :DDD

XD and I leave you, readers...with that.