Song parody of Sublime's Santería.
Ron's Version of Sublime's Santería
By Poppy P
I don't practice Santería
I hate that crystal ball
If I had a million Galleons, well, I…I'd spend it all
If I could find Hermione, and that champion that she's found
I'd pop a spell on Viktor and I'd curse him down!
What I really wanna know, Hermione
What I really wanna ask, I can't define
Are you going to Bulga-a-a-aria?!!!
Well my soul won't rest until you get back again
And I have you for my own
Ronnie's gonna love one and all!
The Yule Ball sucked! Yule Ball sucked!
But I had to live it out
Oh yeah!
What I really wanna know, Hermione
What I really wanna say I can't define
My love!
My soul will have to…
What I really wanna know, Hermione
What I really wanna hear is that you're mine
And I'll make it
Ye's I'm going up to…
Tell Viktor Krum that if he knows what is good for him,
He best go run and hide
Ronnie's got a fourteen-inch wand!
And I won't think twice to stick that
Wand straight down Viktor's throat
Believe me when I say I got something for his punk ass!
What I really wanna know, Hermione
What I really wanna hear is that you're mine
And I'll hear it, I swear
But for now I'll have to wait…..
