Song parody of Sublime's Santería

Song parody of Sublime's Santería.  I don't own the song, I don't own the characters.  This is a just for entertainment purposes.  Everything you recognize belongs to JK Rowling or Sublime.  Song is from Ron's PoV. Cheers!

Ron's Version of Sublime's Santería

By Poppy P

I don't practice Santería

I hate that crystal ball

If I had a million Galleons, well, I…I'd spend it all

If I could find Hermione, and that champion that she's found

I'd pop a spell on Viktor and I'd curse him down!

What I really wanna know, Hermione

What I really wanna ask, I can't define

Are you going to Bulga-a-a-aria?!!!

Well my soul won't rest until you get back again

And I have you for my own

Ronnie's gonna love one and all!

The Yule Ball sucked! Yule Ball sucked!  The Yule Ball really sucked!

But I had to live it out

Oh yeah!  Uh-huh!  Well I swear that I…

What I really wanna know, Hermione

What I really wanna say I can't define

My love!  Please don't go

My soul will have to…

What I really wanna know, Hermione

What I really wanna hear is that you're mine

And I'll make it

Ye's I'm going up to…

Tell Viktor Krum that if he knows what is good for him,

He best go run and hide

Ronnie's got a fourteen-inch wand!

And I won't think twice to stick that

Wand straight down Viktor's throat

Believe me when I say I got something for his punk ass!

What I really wanna know, Hermione

What I really wanna hear is that you're mine

And I'll hear it, I swear

But for now I'll have to wait…..