My name is Bella. I am a Merkin Maker.

I have made them for many, even a Laker.

I am very talented at this career.

And I am very discreet, don't you fear.

One day a handsome man walked in very slow.

He was sad that his pubic hair just wouldn't grow.

I told him I need to measure the area and to pull his pants down.

He unbuckled his belt and gave me a frown.

Although the size of his cock was impressive,

The lack of pubic hair was extremely depressive.

I told him not to worry, we all have faults.

For example, the size of my vagina was as big as a vault.

He said his name was Edward and he would like to take me on a date.

I told him tonight was good, as long as he didn't think it was too late.

That date was better than anything I could dream.

He came over after and licked my cream.

After exploring my cavernous cave he stated his love.

The Merkin fit him like a glove.

That is the love story of the merkin man

And the woman whose vagina was the size of a van.