My name is Bella. I am a Merkin Maker.
I have made them for many, even a Laker.
I am very talented at this career.
And I am very discreet, don't you fear.
One day a handsome man walked in very slow.
He was sad that his pubic hair just wouldn't grow.
I told him I need to measure the area and to pull his pants down.
He unbuckled his belt and gave me a frown.
Although the size of his cock was impressive,
The lack of pubic hair was extremely depressive.
I told him not to worry, we all have faults.
For example, the size of my vagina was as big as a vault.
He said his name was Edward and he would like to take me on a date.
I told him tonight was good, as long as he didn't think it was too late.
That date was better than anything I could dream.
He came over after and licked my cream.
After exploring my cavernous cave he stated his love.
The Merkin fit him like a glove.
That is the love story of the merkin man
And the woman whose vagina was the size of a van.
