This is a parody of "Fat Lip" by "Sum 41"
about The Lord of the Rings. May contain
spoilers. And peanuts.

Frodo's song

I'm storming through The Shire like my name is Bombur
I'm the baddest hobbit around from Moria to Gondor
As a lad I was sad because my life was too plain
But all that changed when Gandalf came
Cuz Bilbo found a ring when his quest went sour
And now I know its the ring of power
Now what should I do?
Now I know I'm screwed
Cuz I have to take it back to mount doom

Chorus:
I don't want to go down there
But I have to do the thing and destroy the ring
Because I'm the Ringbearer
And my quest won't end till Return of the King
Book three

So I got me
A fellowship and a good one at that
Legolas who has the reflexes of a cat
Hobbits and Humans all come along
Elves and Dwarves now join the song

Cuz I know Tom Bambodil saved me from a willow
And mythril is stronger than an armidillo
But I'm still scared
The ring I should not wear
Cuz it makes me vanish into thin air

I don't want to go down there
But I have to do the thing and destroy the ring
Because I'm the Ringbearer
And my quest won't end till Return of the King
Book three

Don't count on me to do it alone
Don't count on me to not think of home
Don't count on me to not explore
Don't count on me to avoid Mordor

Well I'm a pure kind guy looking out for flyin' spies
Pint-size and I'm being hunted by somethin'
you can hear their horses a huffin and a puffin
And by the fear they create you know they aint bluffin
And if gollum comes he be givin evil looks
Because hes mad at baggins for the ring he took
So hear the message
from someone trecherous
Smeagols gonna try to take back his precious

I don't want to go down there
But I have to do the thing and destroy the ring
Because I'm the Ringbearer
And my quest won't end till Return of the King
Book three

I don't want to go down there
But I have to do the thing and destroy the ring
Because I'm the Ringbearer
And my quest won't end till Return of the King
Book three


Thanks for reading (And quite possibly singing.) This song.
I don't own Sum 41, The Lord of the Rings, or a home.