"Hand me the gin, oh stout yeoman of the bar!"

"Give me a sec, Ted."

"What're you makin' back there anyway, buddy?"

"Cocktail."

"Oh?"

"...the East Coast girls are hip, I really dig those..."

"Barney, are you singing Beach Boys songs?"

"Ted, if you keep interrupting me...?"

"Just give me the gin- HOLY CRAP!"

"Ta-dah!"

"It's... green! Very... green. Wow... don't! Oh my GOD! *laughs* I'm sure you weren't supposed to drink- Wow. So that's what a lobotomy looks like. Hey, steady, dude! *laughs*"

"...needs a slice of lemon. *hic*"

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"I got Bingo! I AM officially the coolest most awesomest dude in the universe! I AM Zaphod! I ROCK!"

"*laughs* Yeah, sure Barney. What's 'Bingo'?"

"It's when you get five in a row! Dur! You're slow tonight, Schabertsky. Schabutsky. Your name is too long."

"Barney..."

"Robin, what you don't understand is..."

"I'm over here!"

"Huh? Oh, Robin, what you don't understand is..."

"Why this room is full of a marching band?"

"Nope! What was I saying?"

"I've really have no idea."

"Can I kiss you?"

"Since you won't remember this in the morning... go right ahead."

"Hmmmm... Mmmmm..."

"Mmmmmmm..."

"Nmmmmm... Hey, Ted? TED! Can Robin be in our band...? I've got an AWESOME new name for it..."