A/n: Hey, y'all! Long time no see. Forgot that I had this piece lying around so I typed it up and decided to send it into the world. Just a little poem outlining the day with our favorite medical officer :) No big stories planned yet, I'm still working on this one Ninja Turtles fic, and I have all but the beginning. Which is kinda important. Yeah.
Anyways, enjoy!
Get up, Get to Shift
Get up, get to shift
Time to start the day.
Eat breakfast with the captain,
Then hurry to Sickbay.
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Get up, get to shift
An accident with flowers
Blasted Sulu and Gertrude
Surgery's twelve hours
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Get up, get to shift
Time to treat the sick.
A Vulcan nearly lost his mind
To some voodoo mind trick.
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Get up, get to shift
Hurry to Sickbay
A battle with some Klingons
Has gotten underway.
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Get up, get to shift
The captain's back in here
Even bleeding on the table,
He's still a pain in the rear.
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Get up, get to shift
New medical experiments
Working with the hobgoblin;
Hope it won't be permanent.
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Get up, get to shift
Drag Chekov back inside
Running away in his condition?
It's time to tan his hide.
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Get up, get to shift
Paperwork abounds
Thank Chapel and M'Benga
For keeping Sickbay sound.
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Get up, get to shift
Uhura, bless her heart,
Has transformed scolding captains
Into such an art.
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Get up, get to shift
Wield the mighty hypo
Cure cramps, poison, and headaches
And knock out some psycho.
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Get up, get to shift
Explosion near the engines
The stubborn Scot still insists
He doesn't need attention.
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Get up, get to shift
Someone else is dying.
If only you knew moreā¦
But at least you know you're trying.
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Get up, get to shift
Remember why you're here.
Spy the picture of your daughter,
Whisper "I love you dear."
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Get up, get off shift
You feel sore, tired, and dead.
Have a drink with Jim, chat with Spock,
And now it's off to bed.
