"Hey guys," greeted an African-American girl. She had short black hair which was styled into a bob and wore a red t-shirt, blue skinny jeans, a grey beanie and red sandals. "I am Cookie. I'll be showing the contestants of Total Drama who we the fan girls and fan boys ship them with. Let's begin with Alejandro."

Alejandro came out of dressing room waving. "So, I'll be showing your ships. Walk with me." Cookie walked towards a section labelled Malejandro. It displayed works of art depicting Mal and Alejandro kissing and be sexually suggestive.

"What the hell are you people on?" Alejandro asked grimacing.

"I can't answer that," Cookie replied, "Be a darling and read this." She handed him a piece of paper.

"Mal crept to the spa hotel to seek out Alejandro. Knife readied for the kill but Alejandro was one set ahead. He pulled Mal back into the darkness and started a heated make out session with him. Hoping his charm would let him live," read Alejandro. He looked from the paper to Cookie and back again. "What the f-?" he asked before Cookie cut him off.

"No swearing," she declared, "Unto the artwork." She handed a picture to Alejandro. It showed the two kissing passionately.

"I think I want to hurl."

"Don't because we have other ships which we'll show you later," she said shoving him back into the dressing room.

Turning her attention to the camera she said, "Suggest who you want to see next. Peace out until then."


A/N

Me: New story with your suggestions, so leave them. By the way,I am not flaming your ship am just writing how the contestants would react to them. Okay? Please no comments about me flaming your ship, just no. Cookie, disclaimer.

Cookie: She doesn't own Total Drama.

Both: Bye.