Inigo dashes off dashingly after the nasty old Count Rugen. He quickly catches up to the little rodent and is about to end him forever. He turns sprints down the stone steps, taking two or three at a time. Unfortunately he doesn't know what the fan girls know, for he didn't see the count take a Florinese dagger out of his boot. Millions of fan girls stand and shout at him "NO INIGO DON'T GO IN THERE!" But through the magic of TV he cannot hear and charges in to kill the evil little creep.
"Hello my name is Ini-" at the horrified screech of million crazed fan girls, Inigo falls to the ground, clutching an evil dagger thrown by an evil count. The girls all cry and avert their eyes from the sickening blood of their lover. Then scream "Get back to freakin Inigo!!" As the scene changes to a sad Buttercup who is about to kill herself yada yada…
Then, Inigo pulls out the dagger and stands up! Unfortunately, Rugen stabs him twice in either arm but he keeps on going! He walks toward the count and says,
"Hello... my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father... prepare to die" Inigo moves closer scaring the heck out it the nasty count but then, sadly, falls onto the table. After a gasp by the fan girls Inigo gets back up! (Fan girls display happiness) And again he says
"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father, prepare to die" Inigo has an expression on as if to say "Dude, come on, there's no way I'm not gonna kill you" This makes fan girls swoon. Inigo Montoya attacks, stabs Rugen in both arms, mimicking the stabs he gave Inigo (Fan girls sit on the edge of their seats and/or stand)
"Hello!!! My name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die!" Inigo's eyes flash utter hotness as he backs the count into a wall. (Fan girls bite their bottom lips)
"Stop saying that!" Rugen, basically, hisses... he's a creep! (Fan girls through tomatoes at his picture when the camera is on him, then quickly wipe it away when the camera switched back to Inigo)
"Hello!!! My name is Inigo Montoya YOU KILLED MY FATHER PREPARE TO DIE!!!!" Inigo says as he slashes the count's cheek… hotly… "Offer me money!" His eyes (if possible) have gotten even more amazing!
"Yes" Hisses that evil man who stabbed my…. Uh I mean Giulietta's lover.
"Power too promise me that" Slashes other cheek and fan girls hold breath.
"All that I have and more... PLEASE" Says nasty, nasty little old man. Inigo steps back, using left arm for dramatic affect... sickening blood on his hand, fan girls wince but look into those awesomely great eyes and decide he is so freaking cute anyways! "Offer me everything I ask for!"
"Anything you want" EVIL man says and TRIES to do some stupid little death blow but Inigo's awesome reflexes allow him to catch Rugen's arm with his left hand and kills the count with his right .
"I want my father back you son of a **" Fan girls scream in joy and jump up and down! Rugen looks terrified, and rightly so. Inigo kicks Rugen back and pulls out his prized sword. Rugen falls and Inigo makes the cutest face of realizing what had just happened and stumbles off... hotly... did I mention?
