WARNING: There some very disturbing content in this. Watch your back. Also, this entire story is written sarcastically and ironically. There is no need to take offense. I really don't believe any of you will fine this humorous and was written mainly for shock value.


Rito walked into his harem of slutty whores. After he fucked all the girls over 9000 times he had grown bored with them. He wanted something new, something different. He called his main bitch, Lala, over to him.

"Lala, I have grown tired of you are your stupid name. Before I decide to leave, I will give you one last chance to win my heart back." Said Rito as he pissed on her face. When he was done Lala burst into tears.

"What should I do Rito?"

"I don't know you dirty whore! Think for yourself!" Rito yelled, enraged by Lala's lack of imagination and intelligence.

Lala ran back to her cage, where she could think best. She didn't want to lose Rito's amazing penis and his wonderful brain. She thought as hard as her female brain could and finally came up with a plan.

"Rito I thought of a plan!" she yelled as he ran to his lap. Rito punched her in the throat.

"Don't approach me in such a way." he yelled

"I'm sorry! Please listen to my plan!" she yelled desperately. Rito nodded.

"What if I pooped on your face!" Rito looked her in the eyes and nodded again.

"Try it." He said as he laid down. Lala squatted over his face and let out the biggest shit she could make. Rito was shocked but more than that, he was aroused. Rito got harder than he ever imagined he could. All the other girls saw his magnificent penis throbbing from Lala's actions and immediately ran over to defacate on him. Rito was covered in shit from head to toe. He told Lala to spread her legs. She did and he began to shit into her vagina. She moaned in as she felt this new type of pleasure.

They all came at the same time. If they didn't if they wouldn't be Japanese characters. They defacated on one another until they died.

THE END!


Here's another story I wrote that is even more disturbing than that one.

When I walked into the room I was shocked to see a man masturbating with my wife's entrails. I felt sickend and aroused at the same time. The man turned to me and stared at the erection in my pants before quickly rushing toward me. He pushed me against the wall and started to kiss me and rub my bulge. I wanted to push him away but I my knees felt weak and my erection grew stronger. He stuck his entire arm inside of my ass. I came harder than I had ever came before. He pulled his arm out of my ass and threw me against the wall. The pain sent tingles down my spine and aroused me so. He threw me against my wife's mutilated corpse and stuck my face into her gutted stomach. My dick was so hard that it hurt. I wanted his dick inside of me. He turned my face toward his dick and thrusted into my eye socket. Each thrust sent an amazing pain through me. My erection still stood strong as he violated my eye socket. Eventually he came into my brain. He through me to the ground and I started to convulse wildly. I died. I am dead.


Ok. Bye.