Akuroku fic for Lexxeii. Written on her birthday. (Which was a while ago.) I wrote it for her because she is LOVE and she roleplays Roxas on the KHII rpg forum I'm also on (I'm Axel. Whoo!) So yeah. I wrote this in like, two minutes for her. Figured I might post it here for the hell of it. XD

Disclaimer: I don't own KHII or any of the characters.

AkuRoku Birthday Fic in Honor of Lexxeii

Roxas stared as he entered his room.

He stared.

He stared some more.

He was very puzzled.

There was a giant pink cake in the middle of his room.

He glared at it. What the hell was it doing here?

He slammed the door shut and stalked over to the cake. He circled it. It seemed like a normal cake.

...Except that he heard giggling coming from inside of it. He paled.

Suddenly, the cake erupted. He screamed as something came out of the top of it.

That something was a someone with bright red hair.

...Who was also quite naked.

Well, not quite naked. He was somewhat covered… in cake bits and frosting.

"Happy Birthday to youuuuuu" Axel sang in what he hoped was his most seductive voice.

Roxas' eye twitched. It wasn't his birthday. He wasn't even sure if Nobodies actually HAD birthdays. And Axel… Axel was TONE DEAF.

But then he decided that he didn't care, and he tackled Axel. They both fell into the cake, and then they proceeded to have really messy (but magically delicious) sex.