Hey guys! So random one shot I thought of when I looked at Gajeel's piercings.

Rated For: Language, and Adult Themes.

I don't own Fairy Tail.


Levy looked up from her book, and across the table at her new boyfriend.

"Hey Gajeel?"

"Huh, what Shrimp?" He replied looked up at her.

"How many piercings do you have?" She asked

He jumped at the question "What?! Why?"

"Just curious," she stated

"Alright... 36," He replied without even thinking.

"What?"

"I have 36 piercings,"

"I know what you meant, but I'm confused." She said looking at him quizzically.

"Well what the hell are you confused about?"

"Well," she said standing up to walk around the table to sit beside him. She drew a small hand up to trace one of his pierced eyebrow. "You have 3 per eyebrow, that makes 6," she ran her finger the the side of his nose, "3 on each side of your noes, that makes 12."

Gajeel was getting uncomfortable now.

Her finger continued to is chin. "2 your chin, that makes 14," she mover her finger tips to one of his ears, "3 per ear, that makes 20," her hand came down to rest on his crossed arms, "4 per arm, and that makes 28. So where are the other 8?" she asked looking into his eyes.

"That's none of your business bookworm!" He said avoiding eye contact, a slight trace of blush on his face.

"Oh come on, please tell me," she begged

"No,"

"Please? You can trust me Gajeel,"

"No!" He growled

"Please?! I'll do anything you want,"

His head snapped up, "Anything?" he asked with a devious smirk.

She leaned in a little, "Anything," she stated bravely.

"Fine, I'll tell you,"

"Really?!" she smiled.

"Yep," he leaned in a whispered in her ear.

She immediately turn a glowing red.

"Wh- what um... What size are-are they...?" she sputtered out.

"The same size as the ones on my arms," he said with a sly smile.

"But- but to fit eight of those... That have to be... Huge..." she said with wide eyes.

"And it is." he whispered seductively.

Levy let out a surprised squeak, but he didn't stop there.

"Do you wanna see 'em?" He joked.

"S-sure," She blushed.

"Wait, WHAT?!" Gajeel yelled surprised.

"I said sure." Levy said with more confidence.

"You do know what this means, right Shrimp?"

"Yes."

"And your sure?"

"Yes, I have to do whatever you want, so it might as well be this"

"But do you want it, or are you just gonna do it cause you owe me?"

"Well both... But mostly cause I want it," she blushed again. He quickly leaned in, passionately kissing her, and just as quickly pulled back, leaving her wanting more.

"Alright. We can go to my place, but first we better get you some extra clothes first," he said standing up and walking towards the door.

She quickly followed him, confused. "Why?"

He turned around with his arms crossed and a smirk on his lips. "Cause I'm gonna fuck you so hard and thoroughly you won't be able to walk for a while, and that means you won't be able to get clothes later."

She blushed once again as they quickly (maybe a little too quickly) ran to her apartment, then to his.


Sorry if this was horrible... I was really bored... But please tell me what you think...

And if you didn't understand, the extra 8 piercing were on his dick. ^-^

I can't decide if i want to do an M rated sequel... What to you all think?..