SMELL THE COLOR 9

I REGRET AND OWN NOTHING!

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Song is by Chris Rice

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"Alright, everyone! I know what were going to do today!" Shouted phineas to his friends.

"Well? Don't keep us in suspense!" Snarked buford. "I got the idea from the song on the radio, explained phineas".

"Ladies and gentleman, today were going to smell the color 9!"

"Were going to what the what?" Asked a confused baljeet. "Here, let me play the music while we work...it won't make any sense, but it's still a great song!" Stated phineas as he turned on the music...

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I would take no for an answer
Just to know I heard You speak
And I'm wonderin' why I've never
Seen the signs they claim to see
Are the special revelations
Meant for everbody but me?
Maybe I don't truly know You
Or maybe I just simply believe

'Cause I can sniff, I can see
I can count up pretty high
But these faculties aren't getting me
any close to the sky
But my heart of faith keeps poundin'
So I know I'm doin' fine
But sometimes finding You
Is just like trying to
Smell the color nine

Now I've never 'felt the presence'
But I know You're always near
And I've never 'heard the calling'
But somehow You've lead me right here
So I'm not looking for burning bushes
Or some divine graffiti to appear
I'm just begging You for some wisdom
And believing You're putting some here

Smell the color nine?
But nine's not a color
And even if it were you can't smell a color
That's my point exactly

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"Oh, nine's not a color is it?!" Said buford in mock surprise. "Oh, gee. What a great lesson, teaching us something that any 5 year old with half a brain could explain!"

"I thought it was quite profound actually." gushed Isabella.

Buford smirked. "Uh, sweetie phineas isn't within earshot...you can stop sucking up now." Said buford to a flustered Isabella.

"Well, silly or profound...the song is wrong because here comes phineas with the completed prototype." said ferb.

"Well, hand it here!" shouted buford as he swiped the device and applied to his nose...

"Well?" Asked an expectant phineas. "What do you think?" Buford shrugged. "Meh, I've smelled worse"...

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AN: if I said it once, I'll say it again...

BRING ON THE FLAMES, I REGRET NOTHING!