You Mean More To Me Than Pizza and Cheesecake, Baby
By Shrek, for Shreks
Once upon a cheesecake, Prince Freddy was taking a stroll in the kingdom. He was on his way to the Pizza Palace, where he and his 2 knights Chica and Foxy made out furiously. Together, the three of them formed the kingdom of Pizza and crowned Freddy the king.
Although Freddy denied the position, he eventually settled with being called the "Pizza Prince" as he didn't want people to think he was old.
As the prince was making his way up, he was ran over by a big, purple, pizza truck out of nowhere. He landed next to a dumpster all broken and bleeding. It was hilarious. The driver, looking less than worried, looked around for the victim.
"What was that? Stupid bear deserved to die for getting in the way of the Almighty Bonnie," the purple bunny said to himself.
Strangely enough, the bunny was in a Shrek cosplay. Freddy had to admit it was top notch, so he got up as best as he could with his mangled body and walked towards the Pizza driver.
"Hey, you hit me, but you're Shrek, so I forgive you," the bear spoke with a strained voice, "Shrek is love, Shrek is life after all."
The bunny turned and saw the beat up bear before screaming at the top of his lungs, "Did you say chocolate?"
"Huh? No, but I think cheesecake is better than chocolate," Freddy replied.
"Chocolate?!"
"What?"
"Chocolaaaaaaaaate! Chocolaaaaaaaaaate! Chocolaaaaaaaaaate!"
The purple bunny Shrek thing forced the bear into his Pizza truck and proceeded to eat him alive.
"Holy mother of Sara Lee cheesecake, Aunt Jemima help me!" The bear yelled in desperation, but it was too late.
He was already all gobbled up by the ferocious purple bunny Shrek.
Weeks later and the bunny was getting a tummy ache. He ran to the restroom and he ended up shitting out a bear that he recognized as the chocolate he ate all those weeks ago.
"I'm finally out, thank you Aunt Jemima," the bear prayed to the Sara Lee cheesecake gods.
"Hey ur kinda cute," the bunny, still dressed as Shrek, told the bear.
"U too," he replied.
Then, they made out and had cheesecake clone babies in their Pizza Palace along with their bffs and occasional lovers Foxy and Chica. The cheesecake end.
