Boom: Hey, all. I'm back!!! Sorry I've been away for so long, I got Kingdom Hearts I & II, and I've been playing them constantly.

Max: Shouldn't you be working on your other fan fictions instead of starting a new one?

Boom: Shut up, Max. Anyway, I'm gonna do a new fic based on one of my favorite cartoons: Sonic Underground!! I felt bad that it was cancelled, so I thought, "Hey, I should try to do a series continuing SU!!" And here we are.

This will be one in a series of "Episodes," continuing where Sonic Underground left off. There'll even be musical numbers!!!

Max: Oh, god no….

Boom: I'm also going to fit in the other SEGA characters here, with my own special adaptations. There might even be some original characters of mine.

Max: Stop right there. You are not jamming me into this crapolafest.

Boom: Also, I'm going to turn the Chaos emeralds into more of a centralized thing, and not just a side story.

Max: I am not hearing this. I am not fecking hearing this…

Boom: Each of these stories is gonna be done like they we're actual SU episodes!

Max: Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP.

Boom: One more thing, to all you idiots out there. SONIC DA HEADHAWG NO MY KARECTER.

[Translation: I don't own this crap, so shut the hell up.

Boom: I hope you enjoy The New Sonic Underground!

(guitar riff)

-Sonic…-

The triplets born,

The throne awaits,

A seer warns of a deadly fate!

Give up your children,

Separate…

Bide your time,

Lie in wait!

Sonic Underground,

Sonic Underground,

They made a vow,

Their mother will be found!!

The triplets search,

Reunite,

Leaders of the freedom fight!

They seek their mother,

She knows they do,

Is it time?

If she only knew…

Will the prophecy come true?!

Sonic Underground,

Sonic Underground!

[blue cloaked man: I cannot aid them yet,

But I wish them well,

Will they succeed?

Only time will tell…

They made a vow,

Their mother will be found!

SONIC UNDERGROUND!