A.N. Hello…. This is my first fanfic plz be nice, and just to make sure you know THIS IS A CRACK STORY, not meant to make real sense, but if it does cool

Disclaimer: I don't own, transformers, nor have I met them… but I swear they are real… and when I finally met Megatron, we will rule the universe together *evil laugh* muhahahahaha! P.S. the name 'Evil Bacon of Doom' belongs to my sister warriorkat21, but like all evil people (^_^) I stole it, but you can't, MUHAHAHAHAHA ok i'm done.

(^_^) - this is the face that will rule the universe lol


Chapter 1

The Beginning


"But Kathy you told me you were going to buy me a car for my eighteenth birth day!" Cassie said while crying to her twenty-two year-old sister.

Kathy started yelling at her younger eighteen year-old sister, "GO AWAY I AM TRYING TO SLEEP!"

Cassie stopped crying for a minute (as if she had a mute button) and looked at her. After about one minute. She started to cry again and then said, "But you promised me a car… The car of my dreams… Get up Kathy please Kathy we can just go look I have been up since lunch time and it is Saturday You know you don't want to miss your whole day cuz you're sleeping!"

Kathy sat up and looked at her sister as if she just came back from the dead then said, "I'm broke, I lost my job and I just went to sleep about one hour ago so I want to sleep and I can not buy you your dream car right now. Why don't you go out and buy a car, you have money and you can take a bus to a car place so go and leave me alone so I can sleep!"

Cassie looks at her sister as if I know she did not just say that then said, "You know what Kathy I WILL go out and get MY dream car and it will be better then yours by a long shot!"

"Cool I really do not care, I have a car, I like my car and I want to sleep. GO AWAY!" Kathy said back as she pulled the covers over her head, throwing a pillow at her sister and going back to sleep.

Cassie walked out of the room and slammed the door trying to get her mad, but it did not work so she went to find her mom to complain to her, about Kathy being mean on her birthday, but Cassie looked all over the house for her mom, but she was know were seen or heard. So she left the house to go to Wal-mart to get some candy because she was hunger and she know If she got candy she could get hyper and that could bug her sister. As she was walking out of the house, she saw one of her best friends from school, "Billie!" She yelled at the top of her lunges. Billie stopped and looked over at her. They met up with each other and started to talk.

Billie says back to Cassie, "HHHEEEYYY girl what you up to?"

They meet up to gather and start talk some more.

"Nothing much going to Wal-mart to get some candy you want to go?" Cassie answered the question and the asked one back.

"Nah I can't I am meeting up with some boys at the park in like ten minutes, but you can chill with us instead of going to get candy!" Billie said with a smile hoping to get Cassie to go with her.

Cassie said back with a semi smile and a deep breath "Nah girl you no Timothy (Cassie's boyfriend) would be mad if I went to the park with you and chilled with some boys… even if it was one boy and it was your boyfriend you know he would be mad."

"Ya I know but it did not hurt to try and see If you wanted to go you know… and you know there is going to be girls there, not just boys?" Billie said back as if she was confused by what Cassie said.

"I know but you know Timothy and I don't want to lose him we have already been in more fight then I want to be in and I don't feel like getting in any more! And I am sorry if I offended you."

Billie said back, "What ever I don't care, but hey I got to go I will text you latter or I will call you okay."

"Okay bye hope you have fun and stay out of trouble!" Cassie said with a smile.

Billie said back while running to meet the boy, "I always do hah ha hah ha bye!"

Thirty minutes latter!

As Cassie was about to walk into Wal-mart she seen something flashy poster on the movable glass doors, but she could not read the poster because the doors would open and every time she moved, so she could not read it. She got so mad at herself because she could not read this flashy, shiny and sparkly poster that caught her eye. So she tried to stand really still and to see if the doors would close and stay closed just long enough to read it. But every time she would be still enough to read the poster, someone would walk by and make the doors open. She got to the point were she went in Wal-mart to buy one big poster and one pack of bright colors to drawl so she could make a poster for her self. The poster says in all capital letters, "DO NOT WALK BY ME! I AM TRYING TO READ THE SIGN ON THE DOOR!" After she put all the on there she stood still waiting for the door to close. When the door closed some more people walked by her and it made Cassie so mad she started to yell at the people that walked by her.

It just so happened two teenaged boys walked up to her and asked her "What are you doing"

Her response was "READ THE FUCKING SIGN! HOW HARD IS IT TO READ THE SIGN I WORKED TWO MINUTES ON IT AND IT WILL TAKE YOU LESS THEN ONE MINUTE TO READ IT SO READ IT!"

The two teenaged boys said back with a shocked faces, "hey you don't need to yell at us. We were going to tell you that you could look on the other side of the door and read it unless you like you like to read backwards. But hey if you are going to yell at us then you can go suck a tally-waker."

Cassie looked at them and then said back, "Look I am sorry I have been trying to look at this sign for…" she looks at her cell phone and then back at them, " … about fifteen minutes and I still have not read this damn sign. I mean you would get mad too if you where in my shoes. So I am sorry for getting my panties in a knot and thank you for telling me to go around to the other side of the door to read it because I would be here forever… and I feel kind of dumb standing out here trying to read a backwards sign so thank you and I am sorry."

The boys looked at her and started to laugh and giggle and then said, "It is ok we don't know how you feel because if we cant do something in like a minute we stop trying so we don't know what you are saying there, but we are going to say ok and walk away now." The two boys look at each other then look at back at her, and then run off like she is a freak.

Thinking to her-self, "WOW they are kind of creepy oh well I don't care I am going to read that sign!"

So she went to the other side and then read the note. The note said:

"FREE CAR GO TO 3991 CAR STREET IF YOUR NAME IS CASSIE!"

The first thing that popped up in her head is "What the heck that is my name?" Then she had to tell someone, but who? She look at her phone contacts to see who she could get to take her and the first person the came up was her sister because her name was under "AA Kat :) (SISTER)" she looked up, smiled, and started to run home to her sister to tell her about it and to see if she was up and moving so, she could convince her to take her.


A.N. I'm already working on the next chap, ... you better add this to your fav. and review otherwise, I'm going to send Barricade to annoy the slag outta you ^_^