Meet the Captain, or Why Jack Wants a Promotion
By: The Bubbles
Summary: "So, Captain Jack, do you like rum?" Oh how Jack hated that guy.
A/N: I know it isn't much, but it's the first thing I've been able to write in days. And really, how many of us haven't wanted to make the joke?
Disclaimer: "I shall call it Oliver!"
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After he met the mysterious Captain Jack, Owen had stared long and hard at him, and Jack had hoped and prayed to every deity he had ever heard of that his new medic wasn't about to say what he thought he was about to say.
None of them listened.
"So, Captain Jack. Do you have a pet monkey?"
(o.o.o)
Tosh and Gwen were giggling about something and, being the curious idiot that he was, he asked them about it. This had only made them laugh harder, and he had turned around to walk out of the room.
Tosh called after him.
"We were just wondering where you keep the rum," she said, and the two fell about giggling again.
(o.o.o)
Jack liked Martha. She was brilliant, gorgeous, adventurous, and, if her CPR was any hint, an excellent kisser. He just hoped that she wasn't a big fan of movies, but nonetheless…
"So, if I were to slap you, would you deserve it?"
(o.o.o)
Ianto wanted them to take a trip together, just to sort of get away for the weekend and leave the others to clean up any messes that the rift made while they were gone. Jack humored him until he found out where Ianto wanted to go.
"We should go to the Caribbean. Wait, Jack, come back!"
(o.o.o)
Jack tracked down Micky after his earlier self left in the TARDIS and it was safe to come out of the hub. Micky didn't want to see him, though, and glared.
"What do you want? Don't you have a pirate crew or something to run?"
(o.o.o)
Jack was unimpressed by the tentacally, scaly, drippy, fishy alien that they had cornered in a back-alley of Cardiff. He was, however, impressed by the fact that PC Andy, who had followed them, had not yet wet himself.
"I wonder if he's escaped form the Flying Dutchman to hunt you down?"
Ok, so he wasn't that impressed.
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A/N- I don't really know what to say at this point, except maybe to apologize for this terrible fic. Still, at least I'm on the right track to getting over my writer's block, and the only reason I'm posting it is because I just need for you to know that I'm really suffering writer's block and not just making excuses for my laziness..
