Did the random crack generator because I was bored. So here is SeaLith (Sealand X Lithuania) Why yes, Sealand is in fact on top.

Summery: Italy saw a very interesting sight today. He happened to walk in on Lithuania and Sealand kissing. Mortified, he ran out of the room and wrote a "song"(a/n. Bad poem) about it.


I was walking down the hall,

Been thinkin' about my pasta

Then I steeped inside the big room with red walls

Why must the walls be so red?

Then I hear a strange noise

A very strange noise and some giggles

I got scared but I didn't run

You see, I was curious

So I walked around the corner and saw...

I saw things that shouldn't have been seen...

I saw Sealand and Lithuania kissing!

Sealand was cradling Lithuania

Saying how much he loves him

Lithuania is just smiling and blushing

Why Sealand is wearing a pink dress?

Who knows?

Maybe he's got one of those fetishes like Germany

I noes! What'll Poland say?

Uh oh, they saw me!

Ve~! I turned and ran out of the room very fast

Now I'm alone in my room

Writing this song

Should I tell Poland?

Maybe I'll ask Doitsu, he's a smart guy

I want some pasta now...

PASTA POWER!


Don't let my horrible poem/song distract you from the ubber crack!

Chapter 2 will be much better because it's not a poem, it'll be a regular story.

Next couple will be...EnglandXUkraine! O_O

Link to the generator: http : / memegen . net/ viewmeme. pl with out spaces.