Did the random crack generator because I was bored. So here is SeaLith (Sealand X Lithuania) Why yes, Sealand is in fact on top.
Summery: Italy saw a very interesting sight today. He happened to walk in on Lithuania and Sealand kissing. Mortified, he ran out of the room and wrote a "song"(a/n. Bad poem) about it.
I was walking down the hall,
Been thinkin' about my pasta
Then I steeped inside the big room with red walls
Why must the walls be so red?
Then I hear a strange noise
A very strange noise and some giggles
I got scared but I didn't run
You see, I was curious
So I walked around the corner and saw...
I saw things that shouldn't have been seen...
I saw Sealand and Lithuania kissing!
Sealand was cradling Lithuania
Saying how much he loves him
Lithuania is just smiling and blushing
Why Sealand is wearing a pink dress?
Who knows?
Maybe he's got one of those fetishes like Germany
I noes! What'll Poland say?
Uh oh, they saw me!
Ve~! I turned and ran out of the room very fast
Now I'm alone in my room
Writing this song
Should I tell Poland?
Maybe I'll ask Doitsu, he's a smart guy
I want some pasta now...
PASTA POWER!
Don't let my horrible poem/song distract you from the ubber crack!
Chapter 2 will be much better because it's not a poem, it'll be a regular story.
Next couple will be...EnglandXUkraine! O_O
Link to the generator: http : / memegen . net/ viewmeme. pl with out spaces.
