Note: Well this was only typed because I was really fucking bored one night and I typed it on yahoo! Messenger...hence the bad spelling and shit. My friend wasn't typing because she had been absent at the time...sooo I typed this on our chat thing and I found it in our archives the other day. It's random, but it's extremely funneh! XD

SO GET IN THERE AND HAVE SOME FUN!

[OCC-NESS!]

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JJ: WELL

THE UNSUB HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS...

Garcia: A GIGANTIC KITTY CAT!

Rossi: EVERBODY SHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

Hotchner: NO! STOP! HOLD UR FIYERURMS!

Morgan: WHAT! R U SERIOUS, HOTCH? WE'VE GOT A WHOLE CITY IN JEOPARDY HERE! WE MUST KILL THIS MONSTROSITY!

Rossi: EVERBODY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

Hotchner: U IDIYOT! I SAID HOLD UR FIYERURMS!

Rossi: EVERBODY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!

Hotch: SHUT THE F*** UP, ROSSI!

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Morgan: HOLY CRAP!

Hotchner: WHAT IS IT, MORGAN?

Morgan: THAT BEAST HAS GOT MY REID!

Rossi: HOLY S***!

DUCKS R FALLING FROM THE SKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

RandomArmyMen: HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!

Morgan: WHO THE H*** R U GUYS!

Armyman: WHICH ONE OF U IZ DAVID ROSSI?

Rossi: THAT'D B ME! Y DO U ASK?

Armyman: WE'RE GUNNA HAV 2 SAW UR LEGS OF *PULLS OUT CHAINSAW AND PROMPTLY CUTS ROSSI'S LEGS OFF*

Rossi: MY LEGGGGZZZ!

EVERYBODY RUN!

*EntireTeam* AHHHHHHH! *THE WHOLE BAU TEAMS RUNS IN ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS*

Reid: MORGAN!

Morgan: REID

Reid: MORGAN

Morgan: REID

Reid: MORGAN

Morgan: REID

Reid: !

Morgan: !

Reid: MOR-*SWALLOWED BY EVIL ASSASIN CAT*

Morgan: *FALLZ DON ON KNEES AND YELLZ AT THE SKY*

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Hotchner: CALM DOWN, MORGAN. WE'LL GET REID BACK SOON ENUGH!

Morgan: *SNIFF SNIFF* REALLY!

Hotchner: YEAH...): SEE THERE IZ A GIANT LITTER BOX OVER THERE...HE'LL B BACK REEEAAAALLLL SOON

Garcia: O KNO!

OUR QUANTICO HAS BEEN HACKED!

*RUNS MADLY AROUND IN CIRCLEZ*

Morgan: GARCIA! WACTH OU-2 LATE

Garcia: *HEAD IS CLAWED OFF BOTTY...HEAD IS NOW FLOATING AROUND*

DEREK MORGAN! U NEVER GAVE ME MY FAVORITE RED FEATHERY PEN BACK! FOR THAT U'LL PAY THE PRICE!

*ZAPZ MORGAN WITH BEAM FROM EYEBALLZ * MYSTIC BEAM!

Morgan: W-WHY GARCIA! WHY! *FALLZ 2 GROUND DEAD*

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Hotchner: WELL THAT WRAPS UP 2DAYS RANDOM QUANTICO BAU BORDGAME. I THINK ILL CALL IT A NIGHT

Reid: THAT WAS...

Morgan: INTERESTING...? YEAH WELL ME AND PRETTY BOY HERE R GUNNA CALL IT A NIGHT*WIGGLES EYEBROWS SUGGESTIVELY AT REID...THEN GETS A KICK TO THE GROIN* W-WHY REID! *FALLS ON FACE WHILST HOLDING HIS NOW SORE PEN...I MEAN DINGDONG*

*THE WHOLE BAU TEAM LEAVES EXCEPT GARCIA *

Garcia: THIS IS SUCH A KEWL GA- *GETS SUCKED INTO THE BORED *

PS: I DON'T OWN CRIMINAL MINDS. IT BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER!