Note: Well this was only typed because I was really fucking bored one night and I typed it on yahoo! Messenger...hence the bad spelling and shit. My friend wasn't typing because she had been absent at the time...sooo I typed this on our chat thing and I found it in our archives the other day. It's random, but it's extremely funneh! XD
SO GET IN THERE AND HAVE SOME FUN!
[OCC-NESS!]
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JJ: WELL
THE UNSUB HAS BEEN CONFIRMED AS...
Garcia: A GIGANTIC KITTY CAT!
Rossi: EVERBODY SHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!
Hotchner: NO! STOP! HOLD UR FIYERURMS!
Morgan: WHAT! R U SERIOUS, HOTCH? WE'VE GOT A WHOLE CITY IN JEOPARDY HERE! WE MUST KILL THIS MONSTROSITY!
Rossi: EVERBODY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!
Hotchner: U IDIYOT! I SAID HOLD UR FIYERURMS!
Rossi: EVERBODY SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTT!
Hotch: SHUT THE F*** UP, ROSSI!
...
Morgan: HOLY CRAP!
Hotchner: WHAT IS IT, MORGAN?
Morgan: THAT BEAST HAS GOT MY REID!
Rossi: HOLY S***!
DUCKS R FALLING FROM THE SKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
RandomArmyMen: HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!
Morgan: WHO THE H*** R U GUYS!
Armyman: WHICH ONE OF U IZ DAVID ROSSI?
Rossi: THAT'D B ME! Y DO U ASK?
Armyman: WE'RE GUNNA HAV 2 SAW UR LEGS OF *PULLS OUT CHAINSAW AND PROMPTLY CUTS ROSSI'S LEGS OFF*
Rossi: MY LEGGGGZZZ!
EVERYBODY RUN!
*EntireTeam* AHHHHHHH! *THE WHOLE BAU TEAMS RUNS IN ALL DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS*
Reid: MORGAN!
Morgan: REID
Reid: MORGAN
Morgan: REID
Reid: MORGAN
Morgan: REID
Reid: !
Morgan: !
Reid: MOR-*SWALLOWED BY EVIL ASSASIN CAT*
Morgan: *FALLZ DON ON KNEES AND YELLZ AT THE SKY*
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Hotchner: CALM DOWN, MORGAN. WE'LL GET REID BACK SOON ENUGH!
Morgan: *SNIFF SNIFF* REALLY!
Hotchner: YEAH...): SEE THERE IZ A GIANT LITTER BOX OVER THERE...HE'LL B BACK REEEAAAALLLL SOON
Garcia: O KNO!
OUR QUANTICO HAS BEEN HACKED!
*RUNS MADLY AROUND IN CIRCLEZ*
Morgan: GARCIA! WACTH OU-2 LATE
Garcia: *HEAD IS CLAWED OFF BOTTY...HEAD IS NOW FLOATING AROUND*
DEREK MORGAN! U NEVER GAVE ME MY FAVORITE RED FEATHERY PEN BACK! FOR THAT U'LL PAY THE PRICE!
*ZAPZ MORGAN WITH BEAM FROM EYEBALLZ * MYSTIC BEAM!
Morgan: W-WHY GARCIA! WHY! *FALLZ 2 GROUND DEAD*
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Hotchner: WELL THAT WRAPS UP 2DAYS RANDOM QUANTICO BAU BORDGAME. I THINK ILL CALL IT A NIGHT
Reid: THAT WAS...
Morgan: INTERESTING...? YEAH WELL ME AND PRETTY BOY HERE R GUNNA CALL IT A NIGHT*WIGGLES EYEBROWS SUGGESTIVELY AT REID...THEN GETS A KICK TO THE GROIN* W-WHY REID! *FALLS ON FACE WHILST HOLDING HIS NOW SORE PEN...I MEAN DINGDONG*
*THE WHOLE BAU TEAM LEAVES EXCEPT GARCIA *
Garcia: THIS IS SUCH A KEWL GA- *GETS SUCKED INTO THE BORED *
PS: I DON'T OWN CRIMINAL MINDS. IT BELONGS TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER!
