A/N: I'm not that sure if this AU-ish fic will be appealing to you guys. I don't want to feel like I stole someone's idea, but I did read something called The Hogwarts Blog by Twilyght Sans Sparkles. Hope I got that person's pen name right. Anyway, I wanted to do something like it, only with KH. And different things happening of course, since I don't want to copy people. This is why I was so reluctant to begin with. Only the format is similar to The Hogwarts Blog, because I wasn't sure how to go about it. Well, I hope you guys like this anyway.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything.


Chapter 1

Subject: Welcome...

...One and all to the blog that I, Xion with technically no rank number, put up. Free cookies for everybody! K, that was a joke. Anyway, I'm aware that SOME of us aren't that great with technology (*cough* Sora *cough, cough*). But, hopefully, you guys can all get laptops like yours truly did. They only cost about 50 munny...or so. Why is out currency spelled that way? This isn't the 100 Acre Wood! Right, back to the blog.

Well, for the old farts like Vexen who aren't hip and remember fondly the dinosaur age, a blog is a journal online. You can tell the whole world almost anything, including what you ate for breakfast. Me? I had scrambled eggs, some toast with strawberry jam, and bacon. And anyway, since this is like a community, anyone can get on here. Even Sora and those peeps. Hiiii! Oh, and there will be an IMing feature, too. Just so you know. I don't know. I'm kind of new at this myself. I barely got the laptop last week. So, hopefully, you guys have fun. Knock yourselves out. Hope people comment. Later.

Comments:

Uh, Xion, I'm good with technology, actually. I mean, laptops don't suck you in to boring worlds where people talk like Geek Squad employees, do they?

Sora

No, Sora, they don't. God, I feel for you, though. Space Paranoids...blech.

Xion

Yeah, but Tron was nice

Sora

Still...Space Paranoids...DX

Xion

Xion, your blog is not authorized by Organization XIII. I'm against this.

Xemnas

Sure you are, Xemmy. But, this ain't a dictatorship online. It's a frickin' democracy! XD

Xion

...Very well, but if there's treason on here...

Xemnas

Chillax, old man, there won't be a word of it.

Xion

Then, why did our enemy comment earlier?

Xemnas

Forget you!

Xion

I have many bones to pick with you, Fourteen. I AM NOT OLD!

Vexen

Yeah, and Sora isn't the Keyblade Master either. You need some chillaxing, too. XP

Xion

I'm spluttering right now. You won't like me when I'm spluttering...

Vexen

Dude, I don't like you at all. Oooh, Family Guy is on!

Xion


Subject: Org. XIII

Listen up, my Organization XIII peeps, I'm thinking I was being too lenient earlier when I said "knock yourselves out." The good guys will, hopefully, post on here. Or, as Xemmy so charmingly put it, our enemies. But BE NICE! If you're not nice to our online guests, I won't be nice. I got PMS in a gun, y'all, so beware.

I want politeness on here...for the most part. You guys good? Good.

Comments:

Thanks for having our backs, Xion

Sora

Any time, but I was serious about my warning. You be nice to the Org. too. Now blog away!

Xion


A/N: Oh, I got a sort of PS to tell you guys. For pop culture's sake as well as for comedy's sake, I'm putting in pop culture references. From time to time, I will, of course. Because what's life without those little things? Right? I know I get randomly excited whenever I see a pop culture reference that's used in a funny way. Oh, and also the characters are also self-aware that they are in a game. Remember, this is basically a humor/parody, so almost anything can happen.