I am terrible. So I have about 7 started fics to finish off and massive writer's block! Same date back to last year!

Zoro: Writer's block, just laziness to me.

Says the man who sleeps more than a sloth!

Zoro: What about my training?

LIES!

Chopper: Calm down Namida you're blood pressure will rise!

Chopper I don't have high blood pressure.

Chopper: But still!

Usopp: Chopper let's go and leave them to fight. Again. By the way Disclaimer.

The first time is was an accident. It actually did mean nothing. There was no spark, no chemistry or any of that shit you find in romance novels aimed at sappy lonely 30 year old women with nothing better to do. The ball of pure energy, otherwise known as their Captain had knocked into the cook while a shouting match was going on. Needless to say he almost drowned after that one.

The second time Sanji had been dreaming a little too close to Zoro face while camping out on an island. He started mumbling about his sweet Nami-swaaaan and before Zoro knew it they had shared their second kiss. This time despite the look and disgust and the attack on the slender man afterwards he felt someone. What it was he didn't know at that point but Zoro didn't hate that kiss as much as he should have.

The third time Sanji was very, very drunk and Zoro, well Zoro wasn't very drunk. In fact I doubt he was drunk in any way, shape or form. Zoro didn't know why the drunken cook had kissed him that night but he know that he had fallen in love with the man but what to do about it he did not know. Shortly after this third kiss Sanji proceeded to spew almost all of the grog that he had drunk onto Zoro's shoes.

The fourth time was Zoro's answer to his problem. This time he actively and completely consciously took the cook's face into his hands and kissed the man. Sanji reacted badly. No doubt having just had the kiss the man he hated for the third time, it is vital to point out he still doesn't remember number 3, he shouted at him and ran the fuck away. Zoro shrugged and sighed deeply.

The fifth time was by far the best for both of them. Shortly after number 4 Sanji came back and kiss Zoro. Obviously in that brief time span he managed to realise what had actually happened, how he reacted badly and that he in fact loved the moss-head back.

That was the story of how it took them 5 kisses to finally get together and Nami to become 300 belli richer.

There done! Phew writing is hard working.

Nami: Did you just wipe pretend sweat off your forehead?

Meh. It felt like the right thing to do.

Nami: But you didn't do any moving.

HEY! I was typing mad fast!

Nami: For about 15 minutes! OVER TWO DAYS!

It's still hard work!