School Days – Ninja style
Chapter one- That's not funny
"WHAT!" Came the angry yells of the three Shinobi standing before their sensei.
They could not believe what he had just told them. Hatake Kakashi was about to die a very young death.
Alright let's back up just a tad shall we? Let's go back to the beginning of the day…
Uchiha Sasuke was on his way to the regular training grounds of team seven. Sasuke was a ninja living in the hidden leaf village of Konaha. Yes I did say ninja. Konaha was a Shinobi village which meant that ninjas were like the police… or freelance assassins what ever you want to call them. Ninja's were split up into teams of three, most of the time or they could be in groups of four as in three genin (low class ninja's) and one jounin (very high class ninja). In Sasuke's case, there were four members of team seven. All four of them were jonin, Sasuke and his two other younger members of team seven and their sensei who they just couldn't seem to part with.
His quick stride told any passerby's of his hurry which was quite unusual for the teen considering his impressive on time record. Today was different though almost like an impenetrable force was keeping him under, not allowing him to even think of waking up.
His gorgeous features caught many of the groggy residents of Konaha off guard causing them to rub their eyes in a desperate attempt to make sure they weren't just dreaming the godly angel that passed them. He even made one old woman on a bike hit a sign pole. Yes it was true, Sasuke was gorgeous. He didn't care a whole lot because his only intention was to become as strong as possible. Sasuke was extremely muscular to the complete and utter happiness of many of the girls in Konaha. He had the most gorgeous onyx eyes and a perfect jaw line. Basically, he was a perfect 10 on any woman's scale.
He ran his fingers through his jet black hair in frustration as he quickened his pace. All of the sudden, pink flashed across his line of vision and before he could even utter a word of anger, whatever it was, was just a speck at the end of the road. 'That's really annoying' He thought but pushed out of his head because now he realized that he was almost to the meeting spot.
He came to the familiar bridge where he was met by a figure of a woman hunched over and turned away from him breathing very heavily. Sasuke stopped just short of the bridge as he watched the female fight for air. Finally, she stood up and turned around, her shoulder length, pink hair whipping around her face.
"Hi Sasuke." Said Haruno Sakura still slightly out of breath, to a slightly amused Sasuke.
Sakura was on team seven with Sasuke and had been for the last four years. She only reached up to Sasuke's chin which made it very hard to act intimidating while arguing a point. She had seriously gorgeous curves of a woman but still maintained a skinnier than most, appearance. She also had a bit of a (ahem) chest which she liked to cover more than flaunt. Sakura had the most amazing shade of sea foam green eyes that any girl would be jealous of to go along with her beautifully high set cheek bones and over all stunning face. This all went along with her incomparable and very odd coloring of her beautiful pink hair. In short, Sakura had definitely matured into a beautiful specimen of a woman.
Her cheeks still retained a bit of pink as a side affect of almost aspirating out her lungs but her luscious lips still held a lovely smile.
"Hn." Was the only answer she received from the stoic Uchiha who still looked slightly amused at the fact that his team mate was so out of breath. He now knew what that pink blur was that had passed him on his way here. 'Sakura.'
"So uh…" Sakura trailed off. She really wanted to ask why Sasuke was late but she knew she would only get a glare in response so she switched to another conversation topic, "So where do you think Naruto is?"
"Right here." Came a voice from above them as a man, all of the sudden jumped in between Sakura and Sasuke.
Speak of the devil.
"Good morning Sakura! Good morning, you bastard." Uzumaki Naruto said to his two team mates.
Naruto was about as tall as Sasuke now to his great pleasure. He had gained a lot more muscle mass over the years to go with his height as well. Though his facial features had become more mature, he still maintained a boyish look to it. Naruto had a beautiful pair of electric blue eyes that stuck out nicely with his yellowy blonde hair.
"Wow I'm really late huh? The strangest thing happened this morning. I-"
"Hello my wonderful team," came a cheery voice from behind the three teenagers, "How are we all feeling this morning?"
"No way," Naruto's voice came in angrily, "I was almost later than Kakashi? What the hell!"
Hatake Kakashi was the three teen's sensei. He had silver hair (not form age, he's only in his twenties), and wore a mask that covered his mouth and nose and his forehead protector over his left eye. If one was to look at him they might think he looks a bit like a pirate ninja cowboy.
"Oh yes about that, the reason I'm late is because I got lost on the path of-"Kakashi was about to say but he was cut off by Sakura.
"Save it sensei! We know your excuses! And besides we were all…."
She trailed off and looked at the ground in frustration.
"All what, Sakura? All late?" Kakashi said innocently.
Sakura coughed and looked down at the ground. Naruto folded his arms, put an angry pout on his face and looked the other direction. They all looked at Sasuke whose hands were in his pockets as he stared directly at Kakashi.
"Yes. We were all late" Sasuke said through gritted teeth though his voice still sounded as silky as ever.
"Hmmmm… Now why could that be…?" Kakashi said in mock wondering voice.
"You know don't you!" Naruto yelled, "Why the hell couldn't I wake up this morning?"
"Spill it before I split your jaw." Sasuke's said in a deep and menacing voice.
"If you don't tell us, sensei, I'll rip out your intestines and strangle you with them 'till your blue!" the three males all looked at Sakura curiously after she said that last statement. "You really wanna play this game?" she said angrily to the men as she reached for her weapons holster, her inner anger taking over.
"No, no Sakura! It's ok! I was going to tell you just be patient!" Kakashi said hurriedly as he Sakura start to pull out a kunai (probably to aid her on her mission of ripping out her teachers guts).
"Well, we're waiting." Naruto said impatiently as he glanced over at his female team mate, a little scared before turning his attention back to Kakashi.
"OK," Kakashi said seriously, "There is something that I never thought to mention to any of you ever before. Except for now, thanks to my procrastination-pro attitude, the event is finally upon us and you three don't even know."
"So what is this event? A coming of a great war?" Sakura said now back to normal.
"Is it the return of a powerful and deadly foe?" Naruto said wonderingly.
"Is it another prophecy?" Sasuke said now joining the conversation.
"Ah, you all are so close." Kakashi said to his three students, "actually, you all have to attend Konaha High as regular high school juniors."
Three jaws dropped simultaneously.
"WHAT!" Came the angry yells of the three Shinobi standing before their sensei.
They could not believe what he had just told them. Hatake Kakashi was about to die a very early death.
"YOU ASS-HOLE!" Naruto screamed snapping Sasuke and Sakura out of their daze. "SCHOOL? What the hell have we been doing for the past 8 years of our lives?!? Living in a fucking bubble?!? Are you seriously telling me that the academy doesn't count as school? We probably learned twice as much as any of those regular kids any how! So what the hell do we have to go to fucking school for?!?!"
"Yeah what exactly are you talking about, Kakashi! Don't you think us being ninjas might stick out when we go in there? What do you think the other students will think when they see three teenagers walk into a totally normal school dressed like we are wielding more weapons than all of the little gangsters in that school put together?" Sakura added to Naruto's little rampage.
"This is not a wise idea Kakashi, I assure you that." Sasuke said dangerously, "Sakura's right, we'd stick out like Naruto would at a Mensa meeting."
"Hey shut up Sasuke!" Naruto said then replied, "I would so fit in at a… Men-something meeting just as well as you would fit in with the emo's at that school!"
Sasuke was about to shoot a much nastier comment back but was cut off by Kakashi. "That's enough. Look there's nothing I can do about the school thing and besides, all of the other teams have to do it this year also. It's a new requirement. The Hokage feels it necessary for your generation of ninja to try and fit in with the regular population before you get a permanent ninja stamp on your head. At the very least think of it as a mission where you have to blend in with surrounding people. There's really not a whole lot I can do. I can however make it so you all fit in, Sakura, to answer your question.
"How's that?" Sakura said in a wary voice.
"Well, I will require the help of my good friend Kurenai." Kakashi said mischievously. Are you all ready for de-ninja-izing?"
"That really doesn't sound as fun as you make it out to be."
