It's was a normal day at the Vocaloid Estate, and Gakupo had just entered the kitchen. He then took out an eggplant flavor hot pocket and placed it on the microwave to heat up.

Meanwhile something small had just entered the kitchen. Gakupo leaned on the counter patiently waiting for his meal, then he turned to his right and saw a cockroach. The purple samurai immediately took out his katana. He slowly approach the roach until...

"Ay, whoa whoa whoa chill with the katana dawg." The roach spoke leaving Gakupo wide eyed shocked, "Mah gosh."

"Are you talking?!" The samurai looked at the roach confused and slowly lowered his katana.

"Yes I'm talking bruh, chill with da sword," the bug said, "Yes, I'm talking chill with the sword dawg."

"How is he talking?! How are you talking??" Gakupo asked in disbelief.

"Cuz I'm not trying to die today! I'm tired of y'all discriminating against us roaches." The roach said with sass.

"Discriminated against roaches?" The boy questioned.

"Nah, nah nah NAH. Don't act dumb we all know humans will kill roaches before they kill any other bug. That's fact. There's a fly on the wall over there, that you saw three hours ago. And you haven't gone for him yet! But as soon as I show up its all Death con 1 up in here! That's not cool!" The roach replied.

"Okay I just don't want you in here," the boy said.

"Oh, oh so this is yours? This is you're abode? This-this 800 square foot claustrophobic inducing estate packed tight with a building with dozens of other units filled with hundreds of people?" The roach mocked, "You pay rent my guy you don't own nothin'!"

"Okay, look you don't have to be rude about it," Gakupo looked at the roach.

"Roaches have been on earth for like 200 million years. Everything was cool than all of a sudden y'all show up and y'all own everything. Huh? You know what? Never mind I'm tired. Jus-just let me go out side that slide door open over there," Gakupo looked to see the slide door open, "How about that? I'll get out of your way. I'll leave we all good?"

"Go ahead," Gakupo motioned his head while staring intently to the bug.

"Appreciate it." The roach thanked and was about to go until the door to kitchen was open and came entered Len.

"What's up bro!" Len greeted until he looked down and saw the cockroach, "Oh my gosh you see that??" Len then stepped on the bug.

"AHHH!!" The roach screamed as he got stepped to death by Len.

"Oh ooooo, he almost got away. You see that?" Len turned to Gakupo, who looked down at the stepped bug with wide eyes.

Bonus Scene

All the Vocaloids were surrounding a traumatized Gakupo. "Gakupo, I think you are overreacting about the whole roach can talk incident," Luka sweat-dropped.

"I'm not joking! The roach talked!!" Gakupo cried.

"Ewwww!! That means I stepped on it!" Len furiously wiped his shoe with a rag Rin gave him.

"I think we should get a therapists," Piko sighed as they watched a traumatized Gakupo rocking back and forth on a corner.

"You all need therapist you crazy children!" Master appeared as he walked to the kitchen out of sight. Suddenly the Master yelled, "Oh my goodness! Did you see that? That fat cockroach almost got away!" Master came out of the kitchen looking to the spot where he had killed the other cockroach.

"NOT ANOTHER ONE!!!!" Gakupo screamed as he high tailed through the wall.

"What's wrong with him?" Master asked, but all the Vocaloids did was sweat-drop.